the dames I dig are trailer trash
their ditsy eyes have glitzy flash
they do not give a hoot you’re cute
they only want to whiff your cash
one hikes her daisy dukes up high
and gives you glimpses of her gash
they do not care you eye their pie
the dames I dig are trailer trash
they ride with rubes with twisted teeth
who only read Bazooka Joe
in muddy trucks where Toby Keith
is blasting on the radio
the dames I dig are countrified
they get buck naked in the barn
and do not care if they're espied
they go down and don't give a darn
they grind you hard for grams of hash
and rope and ride you like a steer
the dames I dig are trailer trash
they blow whoever buys them beer
A contest entry
- the boys i mean by ea.
700 points, ended April 20, 8 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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This really is a very fine piece of writing. I am not certain if you are on my favourites already or not but you are now. Since you relish the same sort of cheap tarts as I favour you might like this one: http://www.allpoetry.com/poem/5634867
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I like the subtle connection/double meaning between "blow" (last line) and Bazooka Joe (bubble gum) in the middle, although you may not have intended it.
This has every bit the edgy charm of e.e.cummings example. Full of zany images. Good job and congratulations on your Gold medal.
Paul
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Oh my, this is hilarious, we have these types all over the place and some of em don't even live in trailers, LOL, great job!
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ea had this contest threw me then I read this and well has the whole world gone mad? this is funny .
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LOL>>..normally I'd say something...
Like...are you sure you want everyone to know???
This is extremely well penned! ...still laughing! Thanks for sharing! Best wishes!It's gotta be Gold!
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Excellent Write! Considerably more creative than mine. Mine came across like Mae West. Good luck in life and the contest.
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Bucking frilliant!
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OMG - this is excellent! 
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