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"A Look in my Direction"

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A casual acquaintance appeared to look my way
as I was coming home from work just the other day.
She smiled, winked her eye and nodded her head
then, with some hesitation, she finally said--

"I've been watching you awhile; You're a 'Good-Looking Guy'
and I decided to approach you and stop being so shy.
I'm not usually so forward but I figured, 'What The Hell'
and I sense that you desire me; A girl can always tell!"

Well, I was flabbergasted but I knew that she was right
because I had a vivid dream of her just the other night.
She had a twinkle in her eyes and a pouting to her lips.
Long legs a guy could die for with full, pulsating hips.

We talked a little while as we approached the motel.
I felt a stirring in my groin; Things were going very well.
She started stripping slowly, much to my delight.
I propped up the pillows to enjoy this glorious sight.

She wore a pair of lacy panties that she seductively, pulled down,
but the anticipating smile I wore, turned into a frown!
I was shocked, disappointed and scared at the same time
when I detected, her equipment was "Bigger than Mine"!

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  • daviscth
    April 12, 2009

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    Congratulations on the bronze trophy for this funny poem. It's destined to remain one of my favorites for a long time.


  • Carolina Moon gold member
    April 7, 2009

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    lmao Didn't see that coming LOL Run! Just Run! Fantastic! lmao Thank you for the laugh and the entry


  • A floatingleaf silver member
    April 7, 2009
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    Oh, my goodness...good luck in the contest...


  • maralisa silver member
    April 7, 2009

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    oh my word a wonderful write I love the ending lolgood luck in the contestmaralisa

  • siahaan
    April 7, 2009
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    CRAZYYYY...

  • piccola
    April 7, 2009

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    rolling on the floor laughing! what a super ending and super rhyme as always. thanks for the laugh.


  • YoursTrulyJulie gold member
    April 7, 2009

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    I certainly wasn't expecting an ending like that...too funny and good luck

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