Glampyre Glampyre
Take me away
I do not want this sunny sunny day
take me to your fabulous nights
where the good folke, they suck
but they do not bite
Vampire stories so old and so musty
with their Nosferatus so dark and so dusty
they don't do a single thing for me
Do me a favor,one little nip Darling,
so I do not say "Y'all" I'll say "we"
Author notes
Based pretty much solely on this 13 year old I met at a Ren.Faire who told me he was a Vampire and added that Vampires are the best monsters because they "Suck, Darling" He also said that "real vampires don't sparkle, they shine" (which he proved by running out into the bright day, and he did indeed shine, it could've helped he was pale and had bleach blond hair)
In all honesty, the only vampires I like are the ones like Bela Lugosi's Dracula, or Nosferatu. True Blood was also a pretty good show, but more for it's take on life in a small town in the deep south then anything else.
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- Glampyres by Mercury Rising.
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Comments
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very nice i love the way you put this one together it is truly amazing keep up the great work.....
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A very different, and somewhat humrous, take on the prompt. A pleasure to read. Best of luck, and thanks for entering.
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