The Disappearing Red Handkerchief.
Our dear friends, the Wittemans, Margret and Leo,
have sent a fantastic, revealing video
entitled it was as: “The Missing Red Hanky”,
I believe it conceals some overt hanky-panky.
This smartly-dressed woman stepped out on the stage.
Her legs were quite stunning, though I don’t know her age.
She showed a red hanky held out in her hand -
how she made it quite vanish , I can’t understand.
After showing the hanky so nobody missed,
she carefully stuffed it inside one clenched fist.
She then blew on her fist, walked a bit further on....
When she opened her fingers, the hanky was gone!
But then she produced it from the side of her jacket.
I thought I would very soon see through her racket
but, as round the large stage she continued to float,
she undid all the buttons and took off her coat.
And, when she cavorted round flashing that ‘flag’
in her skirt and black bra, she looked really quite dag.
The hanky she stuffed in the palm of one hand
and again made it vanish as though with a wand.
She waggled her bosoms, a bit like a flirt,
then withdrew that red hanky from the top of her skirt!
The crowd now erupted with quite an uproar
as she undid her skirt and it fell to the floor.
A third time she winked as her ‘flag’ she displayed.
In her black bra and panties a nice view she made.
High-heeled shoes clicked on the wooden stage floor
as the handkerchief vanished from her fingers once more.
The crowd was enraptured, some shouted: “Hurrah!”
as she slowly withdrew it from the top of her bra.
and in case any crass disbelievers might scoff,
she undid the straps next and then drew her bra off!
Though her tits weren’t the biggest I’ve seen nor the best,
I concede that she did have a very nice chest
and, somewhat distracted, I think I just missed
her stuffing the hanky inside her clenched fist.
She waltzed round the stage in a sort of slow dance
wearing only high-heels and her skimpy black pants
But she blew on her fist and then opened it wide
and again, we could see she held nothing inside.
The entire performance was very well planned
as she held the red hanky aloft in her hand
and then, as she stuffed it between her closed fingers,
the sight of her boobs in my memory lingers.
Continuous music was played as she acted
and it isn’t surprising that most were distracted.
From her face, I suspect she was possibly Spanish,
but I’m blowed if I know how that hanky could vanish….
Well, this time, as fast as a human eye flickers,
she pulled out the hanky from the top of her knickers,
and, as they seemed the last place a hanky could hide,
she whipped off those panties and kicked them aside.
The audience was stunned, in fact some were aghast
as she stood in full view of them, naked at last,
except, I must say, for her black high-heeled shoes,
with no visible hiding place left she could use.
While the whole crowd went silent in an awe-stricken hush,
she stood in the limelight and wiggled her bush
and, again that red hanky she made disappear,
to retrieve it again from some place in her rear.
I thank you dear friends and, her name by the way,
if you’re interested is Ursula Martinez.
Hugh Wyles, February 9th.2009.
Author notes
She is internationally renowned as an Illusionist stripper and I must say that the video shows her as a first-rate entertainer.
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It sounds like quite a show! Talk about making things disappear! I agree it seems she has something on Houdini! A fun little piece of light verse!
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Wow how amazing. I love illusions and this one sounded fabtastic. I just don't know how they can strip down to nothing though. I guess I am a prude. As usual your work is excellent.
PS. PLease send me the video also. If my sis angelica can see it so can I, -
Dear Hugh,
Ahhh, you sent me the video to view for this one and it was a real Bobby dazzler. I don't where she had her handkerchief either. She is very good and you have done her justice with this fantastic poem. I'll have to watch it again when my PC is fixed. LOVED IT!!
Love Bea
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Comparing this to your operatic synopses
I must say it does hit the heights,
obviously more enjoyable
frame by frame!
This is definitely a guy thing!
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Awesome write, great rhymes and humor, and I love the whole story. I thought you were making the whole think up, but apparently not! I am not even going to hypothesize where the red hanky might have gone! I enjoyed reading this very much. Lita
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No!! It was fair dinkum. Yem's seen her too. See my reply to Wheezyanna below.
Thanks for comment and applause.
You might get a link to the video from Google if you type in "Ursula Martinez: Red Hanky" under search.
Don't try it at home - you might disappear!
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I've seen her routine before, not sure where, on the internet apparently. She is good, and there's some humor there and of course lots of skin. 
She made me forget Harry Houdini mighty quick.
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Yeah! Harry Houdini didn't have her legs, did he?
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Hilariously entertaining
If truly you have this performance on video
I'd advise you push the pause button
Then advance frame by frame, real slow
And then perhaps you would be able
To see just where she makes the red hanky go
Love & Hugs XXX
Anne
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I've done that three times but still blowed if I can spot her trick. I mean, the last time, she blew into her closed fist which had the hanky stuffed in it and then, when she opened her fingers the hanky was gone. She showed the front and back of her hands - no hanky! Then she reached between her legs and pulled that dang hanky out of her bare fanny but I'm sure she never stuck her fist in there!
I watched closely every time on slow and still frames.......LOL
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Great Poem!
Very entertaining poem, Hugh, and I was in stitches, even if your subject wasn't in the end.
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