Penny For My Thoughts?

A penny for my thoughts?
Fuck that. I'll take
a clothing line
and my face on the front of a
Wheaties box.

The poet must extend his heartfelt thanks;

This profound nugget of wisdom was made possible by
generous contributions from readers just like you:

(middle American suburban
white bred white bread
pass me another slice of packaged Wonder
so I can sop up the rest of this
Omega - 3 infused
chicken yolk
because a balanced breakfast begets a balanced being)

Nice
stable nuclear
family members.

And was sponsored in part by:

(dead baby seals covered in oil; popping the top
off of a bottle of glacier fresh solace after
a difficult day; industrious housewives whose
lives are reflected upon the sterile srufaces of
their kitchen appliances; clean linoleum and new car
smell; Billy Mays' beard; polar bears drinking cola;
various pills that cure male impotence
(or was it restore male virility);
AND
no less than five blades, for the closest shave ever.)

Reputable and
ethical corporate entities
who only want you to express your individuality
through a product with a conveniently high profit margin.