Lo and behold, when I hear sinners talking
Erotically about why JESUS had twelve boyfriends
Then it is clear a horrid blasphemous insult
Squirms and oozes its way from the depths of Hell!
For holy hope surges in my prayer-filled soul
Until the wondrous time of Armageddon comes!
Christ will ground sinners to bits of dust and
Kindness will be limited for the saved!
Satan is spreading evil bestial rumors -
Insinuating dear Jesus was a sodomite -
Never have I heard such wicked crap,
Never did He try gay sex, no not once!
Evermore shall scandal-mongers be punished
Regardless of their screams and pleas!
So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
No surviving bones of JESUS can yet be found
Or only phoney Catholic relics! And why? And why?
Why, Jesus has risen to Holy Heaven in a cloud!
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