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I Say by Foghorn Leghorn

this here, I say this here is mah poem

Roses are, I say roses are red,
violets are blue, except they aren't really blue, they're sorta purplish,
Widow, I say widow I love you,
and wanna marry you.

I'm a regular Shakespeare, I am.

look after Junior? no! I mean no problem.
cute little tyke. hehe!
that boy, I say that boy thinks The Battle of Bull Run was a cattle stampede.

KA-BOOM


roses, I say roses are red
violets are blue
keep, I say keep the little demon
you and I are through

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Written March 2nd, 2004

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  • fruitytootie31
    September 8, 2005
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    lol i read this whole thing with like a texan accent, it made it sound cooler lol i luv it its so random and great...


  • ShatteredSilverStar
    September 7, 2005
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    that's funny, i love foghorn leghorn..such a nut..would rather watch an old episode of looney tunes than some of the new junk any day!


  • TheOtherYou
    June 11, 2004
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    HA! hilarious! i used to do an impression of foghorn leghorn when i was like four. brought the house down!


  • The CheshireKat
    June 11, 2004
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    ::screams::
    OOOOHHH MY GOD! ::laughing her ass off:: that's freaking awesome!!!! Foghorn Leghorn is practically an ARCHETYPE by now, what a great idea!!! i might just enter this contest... it sounds fun. ^.^ and i'm a cartoon geek.
    good luck! this is a great entry.


  • galfalfa gold member
    March 11, 2004
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    Fun read!

    Great sense of humour! I enjoyed this! Foghorn Leghorn is one of my faves! Thanks for a fun read!


  • Goldmare
    March 9, 2004
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    HAHAHAHA! ROFL! I love this one! That's great, I can just see that rooster saying this poem too. A very good depiction of him and the whole cartoon! An excellent idea! I never even thought of that character. Heehee. A great job there. Bravo!! And congrats, I say, congrats on that silver trophy! applause

    ~Goldmare~


  • Desire gold member
    March 2, 2004
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    LOL~ I feel like a chicken tonight
    I love that rooster~Cockle doodle dooooooooooo
    I can envision him saying that too~
    Best wishes to you in the contest~This was great
    Big hugs and much love~Desire


  • Desiree Darkk
    March 2, 2004
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    Hahahaha you are such a freak and I mean that in the most flattering way. This amused me much and what can I say? Good luck in the contest.

    Desiree


  • trumpetfalcon silver member
    March 2, 2004
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    HA, ha I love this

    Only thing - would you mind capitalizing all of the "I"s? Sorry - it's the grammar nazi in me

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