I think it's ok

Would it shock you to know
That I have complete respect for Porn Stars?
Now, I know what you might be thinkin'
"How do you respect people like that?"
But I know it takes a lot to help
A lonely guy/ girl get off.

Why should anyone have to
Suffer sexually?
It sounds perverse,
But everybody
Has certain wants and needs.
And I'd rather see teens masturbating
Then off having babies.
Satisfaction is better
When you're not catching an STD


Now a lot of people reading this
Will probably be really pissed;
But look around and they will see-
Porn's no worse than MTV
In fact, I think
The entertainment value's
A little more intense

So why shun a person
Who was born to play this part?
Why are playboy models laughed at
When the David is considered art?
Jeez, the great ancient people
Gave modern porn its start.
And the people who have sex on camera
Are actually good at heart.

Girl on girl
Boy on boy
Using bindings
Or naughty toys
People parts in every size
A something for everybody's eyes
Why is this not considered wise?

Conservatives today will say
That everything I've said here is just wrong
I say to them
Hey relax,
Just look down at the cold hard facts.
One in five of you was looking at some
Form of porn today.
Don't try to hide it,
It's ok. 

No one should have to
Suffer sexually
It sounds perverse,
But everybody
Has certain wants and needs.
And I'd rather see teens masturbating
Then off having babies.
Satisfaction is better
When you're not catching an STD

Porn is okay with me.