I am a hunter
There's a trophy in my pants
Throw your guns away,
And I'll do a table dance.
I'll shake my thang for Bush
Get my nipples up, Sadam
But if I don't get paid for it?
They'll catch my dirty bomb.
Because I'm a real American hero
As real as Dick or Jane
It's just that my god damn cock's so huge
It's all there's left to blame.
In this super world of ours
With our jet airplanes and our cars
You can find me and my bucking prick
At the nearest sports man's bar.
Go fish.
New rims.
Hearts, Spades, and Barrymores
& Macho Man Slim Jims.
If I wasn't so sick of myself.
I'd fuck you all for free.
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Written March 2nd, 2004
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It is nice to read a poem that exhibits what a fella really thinks. I have never thought of writing anything like this, mainly because I would have too many false advertising lawsuits filed against me. Congratulations on everything.
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Is that a moose in your pants or are you just writing good poetry
david -
Lap snorkeling is the greatest idea I've ever heard.
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lol seriously
lets do it -
OMG~
For some morbid reason I was thinking you were going to have a beaver pic between her legs and a have her turned around with the pic of the ahum trophy~
The title definitely caught me eyeballs~
When is your calendar coming out of your member eh
Very interesting piece my dear~....the poem I mean
Keep on writing and evoking that emotion
Big hugs
and much love~Desire
Edited on Mar 12, 9:42 p.m. because 'Helps if I can frickin spell'. -
Look at what collections you're reading from then? You probably shouldn't be reading from my collection vulgar displays of machismo aye, and that poem honestly was more about the art, this girl wanted to see my penis so I showed it to her, get it?
Edited on Mar 25, 6:36 p.m. because ''. -
You'll probably get all mad and cranky when I say this -- but I don't like this poem. . . the structure is fine. . . but, I'm not fond of the topic -- the minister in me, ya know. But, I guess, if you feel better after writing it, that's all that matters
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Wonders whether to point out some areas of rhythm failiure. Nah, wtf, made me smile. Especially love the lines:
It's just that my god damn cock's so huge
It's all there's left to blame.
Smiles, it's how I feel about my tits.
QN
Edited on Mar 04, 11:06 p.m. because 'SHITTING FUCK WHORE!'. -
Genius
Humorous and thought-provoking, and the collage is quite intriguing. I was definitely entertained.
Thanks!
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Mind Blowing
laughs. alrighty then. i don't know what to say in regards to this. shakes head. men are a different species I guess... i think i'm floored and lost in thought. hum. ok it was really cool though. I liked the second stanza the best -
Yeah, men are interesting creatures. I like to stand back behind a tree to watch their antics, with a notebook. I'm gonna write a documentary. What sort of diving equipment does one need for lap-snorkeling, she asked quite naively, batting her eyelashes.
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Now THIS is poetry. Catch my dirty bomb indeed. Love it.
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I am digging that picture of your penis. This was damn funny. "Lap snorkeling" in the title alone got my attention and the rest actually made me laugh. And I am intrigued by the offer for a table dance. Is that wrong?
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Yeah, me and Rudolpho my magical Slacks-in-pants antlered multi taskable critter are VERY politically motivated. Like an eight year old with a gassed up lawnmower on a Sunday and a neighberhood full of the ederly and retired. We aim to please.
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...better not be to spent dear*eyes and snickers* intresting poem...funny..but odd lol
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Wow, horus .. that's .. hehe
yeah, anyway .. made me chuckle, but your work usually does, comedic or otherwise ..
And there really isn't anything else to say but -
Arghh! Attack of the giant cockmonster!
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And .. I'm spent.
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and you do it So well dont you?.
Nyx... -
(huffs over his nails and buffs them against his cardigan)
Yeah, well, it's a job like any other. -
*laughz* you ..oooh mistah you make me laugh!
thank you
Nyx...
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