Please ..Please.. Dont wish you were me,
you wouldnt like all the bites from fleas.
A trip to the vet to get me clipped,
Talk about barking up the wrong tree
get your paws off of me.
A walk in the park tied to a leash
I cant bark loud cause you will yell at me.
I want to be human so I can roam free
and use the potty instead of a tree.
Out the door to go pee-pee
all the neighbors are staring at me.
I tried to flurt with a poodle next door
I heard a gun blast...it was aimed right at my
[ ASS ].
Tied to a fence so I don't escape
sure is no way to fetch me a date.
Nipped and tied you stole my pride
no nucky for me.. I whine and whine.
I hear you people talk about me
always complaining how I'm so smelly.
To the tub I go for a doggie scrub
I feel like I'm drowning in bubbles of suds.
Playing with children are my biggest fear
pulling on my ears and sitting on me,
dodging toys as they throw them at me
it really is tough..
ESPICALLY if your ..just a [PuP].
I am so sick.. of Kibbles- n -Bits
I'm tired of chewing old nasty bones,
All I crave is a... t - bone steak
don't be a dog! ..it's a [mistake].
Author notes
for a contest....this is supose to be in humor about being a dog....i wouldnt want to be a dog.....dogs really do go through this...I have 2 dogs they are very loving,protective, and loyal.. i do my best to treat them right..i just wouldnt want to live a dogs life.
A contest entry
- Inside A Dog's Mind by Sprite.
2500 points, ended April 8, 19 entries
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LOL I sure wouldn't want to be a dog even if they are mans best friend. This poem gave me a real laugh. I enjoyed the read!!! Thank you for entering my contest
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This write is incrediable, you could hear the dog say this, it is funny, delightful, just an enjoyable read. Blessings.
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thank you for the comment
glad u enjoyed my poem....and applause!!! thanks again. honeydew.
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I really wish you had put this through spell check. I WANTED to give you a prize but cannot. ~ Joyce
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Thanks for entering.
First of all, I love the references to being fixed and peeing as people stare. I have often wondered if dogs ever feel that way. In fact, when walking my dogs, I try to give them space and NOT stare at them!
The body of the poem has slightly uneven rhythm and the rhyme is not consistent and is repetitive.
In the 6th line "lease" should be "leash."
You need to check spelling. There are a number of problems in that area.
I will check back again later. ~ Joyce
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I must admit that I enjoyed this very much. It's not over the top or anything it makes perfect sense and the humor is spot on. Great job
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thanks
hi hate and pain...thanks for the comment...i tried to make it funny as possiable..i may re-read it and edit it...but im so glad you liked it ! thanks.Honeydew.
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