Don’t think I’m ungrateful for this family entertainment
I thank you for the ride of my life
But I feel I’ve had enough
Of this choppy, damp arrangement
And I feel like I’ve used up number nine.
Wish I'd given consideration
To this crazy embarkation
Consequences of this leap of faith are dire.
I’m heading for a soaking
Please don’t think I’m joking
When I tell you in an hour
I'll feel fine
Because nothing feels so good
I’m sure it’s understood
As a pussy steaming gently by the fire.
A contest entry
- Big Points--Funny Rhymer #9 by BuriedTreasures.
3500 points, ended April 7, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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an interesting take on the prompt and a unique rhyme scheme--
Well done & best of luck in the contest!
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Hehehe! didn't have a clue where this was going, great rhymes and images.
Well done and good luck.
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