Hi, can I get a Romeo please?
Sure thing hun, coming right up
Here you go.
Um...this is a Romeo and Juliet...I just asked for a Romeo
Sorry hun...you're gonna have to take that one
Yeah but...I didn't order it
Consider it a present from me to you
No this isn't fair...I want a Romeo...
Alright fine...just take out all the crap in the middle and you've got
your Romeo
Why do I have to put in that effort? Isn't it your job?
Take it or leave it...but really, what's Romeo without Juliet?
Uh..happy? Alive?
Oh come on, it's not a burger unless you've got both
It's not what I asked for...not what I want.
See now you're just being selfish. Here I was trying to be nice, giving
you a little more than you asked for...and what do I get for it?
You're pretty inconsiderate you know.
The Juliet makes me sick...I can only have the Romeo...
Stop being a wimp...you're fine.
Why can't I just have a Romeo...no problems attached?
We're all out of those hun. Now you're holding up the line...are you
gonna take it or leave it?
Author notes
I dreamed up this poem last night...I think my brain fused my craving for McDonald's with my life situation...and this is what popped out. I know it's a little odd, a little juvenile...but how else could I say it?
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haha. i love it.
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ummm....
Hella yeah! Supersize this beatch!
I love it! especially: "what's Romeo without Juliet?
Uh..happy? Alive?"
that's awesome.
juliet makes me sick, too.
so..... are you gonna take it or leave it?
(queue the music... dum dum dum)
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This is actually very creative...kind of sad by the time you get to the end...
Write some more...this is either sheer brilliance or utterly retarded...I'll go with the first one...
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