The preacher he asked me:
‘You are angry at God, why?’
I said that ‘if he exists,
I’ve plenty to be angry for.
If he exists, he should issue
A full, unconditional apology.’
‘If he did indeed die for my sins,
‘Then why do people eat out of bins?’
‘That was Christ’, said the preacher.
‘If God exists, he better have a good excuse.
‘That was Woody Allen’ said I.
He frowned and walked away.
(Me 1 – 0 God?)
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