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It has been a little more than a week
Since I arrived at this place on Schitt’s Creek.
Supposedly on a grand fishing trip;
At least I have plenty of beer to sip.
I did pretty good ‘til I saw the moose;
That was the moment that all hell broke loose.
I brained Bullwinkle, snapped my ashen oar;
I swear it was self defense, nothing more.

I drift downstream, sipping on a warm brew
Glad I lost the paddle not the canoe.

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Write a poem in ten words or less. Use a seven letter word starting with the letter "U".

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  • The Fun House silver member
    April 17

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    LOL Indeed this is a humorous one. What an image it leaves in the mind and a hearty chuckle to boot. Bravo!

    • Thank you very much. I am glad you enjoyed the poem. It actually inspired me to write another longer one a couple of days later. I enjoy your contests.

      Mike


  • Swan song gold member
    April 2
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    LOL this is good stuff Good luck to you

  • A fun play on words and on the loss of the paddle!

    Enjoyed your write.

    • Thank you very much for reading and commenting on my poem. I am glad you enjoyed it. I did a sequal to this called Fishing on Schitt's Creek.

      Mike


  • guardianhost gold member
    March 27

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    I am backwards for sure!

    I just saw this entry - loved it! the second one is so funny a great idea for a fishin and outdoors book Mike!

    • I have to admit, posting the second Schitt's Creek adventure so soon was a bit of a cop out. But it worked. I kind of kept Pat McManus in my mind when i wrote these.

      Thanks for reading and commenting.

      Mike


  • Carolina Moon gold member
    March 25

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    lmao I've been to Schitt's Creek a time or 3 myself. Without a paddle ofcourse. Good luck!

    • Thanks for reading and commenting. I am glad you enjoyed it. I seem to live there most of the time

      Mike

  • this is extremely funny, I laughed really hard, and to tell you the truth I still am this is fantastic, I love your sense of humor..

    good luck
    kat

    • I am glad you liked it. I was hoping it would cheer you up. You seemed a tad down or frustrated. I hope it jumpstarts your recalcitrant muse.

      Mike


  • CrystalLizard
    March 24

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    Thank you, I needed a good snicker! Great graphic, great poem. Love the last line. (At least there was beer.)

    • I am glad you enjoyed the poem. Thank you for reading and commenting on my work. If I were up Schitt's Creek without a paddle, I would want beer, even warm beer.

      Mike


  • Ms-Mouse
    March 24

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    You're so lucky over there with the wildlife. The largest thing we get in the rivers here, is someone's mother-in-law! I hope this wins it for you.

    • I am glad you liked the poem. We have moose all over the place. They are actually a road hazard. The other night there were 27 deer in the field near my house. I enjoy wildlife.

      Mike


  • Tqop
    March 24
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    Beautiful.

    Funny, and a nice little poem about a nature trip. Well done.

    • Thank you very much. I am glad you enjoyed it. When I chose 'upriver' as a prompt I already had an idea of what I would write.

      Mike


  • Jaded Lily gold member
    March 24

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    This was really cute, Mike! I love what you did with the Schitt Creek part Great pic by the way. You definitely have a way with words that touch the funny bone at times. Excellent piece even if Bullwinkle did get it across the head!
    Bravo!
    Lily ♥

    • I am glad you enjoyed this warped little poem. I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment on my work. Bullwinkle took the rap.

      Mike


  • brianmc
    March 24

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    looooooooool bbrilliant loved it , still laughing, to many serious writes these types lift the spirit,more, more, bravo

    • I am glad you enjoyed the poem. I like to infuse a little humor into the site. There are many others that do well with the gloom and doom. Thanks for reading and commenting.

      Mike

  • That's one of the wackiet's writes I've ever read. Thanks for the laugh, I needed one this morning. Very well written. Thanks for sharing. I'm sure the creator of Bullwinkle, is very proud of you. (lol)

    • I am glad that I could provide a laugh for you this morning. I needed to write something lighthearted. My last few have been sentimental or dark. I was losing my edge. Thanks for reading and commenting and the applause.

      Mike

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