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51 Eggs?

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No man can eat fifty eggs
no way that it can pass
between a chickens leggs
and just above its ass.

A stomach can not hold
The weight that it would drag
Unless you were so bold
to install a colostomy bag.

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Prompt # 8:"No man can eat fifty eggs."

-Tre Cool from Green Day

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  • Wow. Ok then. Another short piece. Kinda nasty but okie dokie. Keep up the good work. Thanks for entering and best of luck too you in the contest.

  • gross but kind of funny in the sickly sense and indeed I know that I sure couldn't!


  • Aelten
    March 23
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    LOL!
    This is just too funny....
    Great take on the prompt
    Best wishes,
    Khia

  • This is hilarious!!!!!!
    I really like it

  • your prompt is:

    "No man can eat fifty eggs."
    -Tre Cool from Green Day

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