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Pissing Off The Host

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Like fingernails on chalkboard
bad spelling will make
contest host from hell’s sword
lay waste, poem in it’s wake.

If you don’t mind disrespect
from such literary abuse
then your spelling please neglect
setting your dogs of war loose.

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Prompt:

Should spelling really count when you're too tired to type or care?

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  • piccola
    March 21, 2009
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    Let all bad spellers Untie LOL


  • Rovingone gold member
    March 20, 2009
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    Ah, the poor spellers revenge. You got it. I hate to have to muddle along with the spell check. Thankfully my new program corrects everything for me as I go. Saves a lot of time, but it hasn't got any artistic allowance. Simply doesn't understand the new words I make up.

    • piccola
      March 21, 2009
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      besides, spell check doesn't know the difference between the words too, to and tow ... er two. It's we who are supposed to know.


  • J Macabre
    March 19, 2009

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    Oh man i totally agree...some are too damned concerned with spelling and punctuation to actually pay attention to the piece written.

    I LOVE THIS.


  • Rickie83
    March 19, 2009

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    Well...you won't piss me off cause I don't really care. This is a interesting write and you took the prompt to a whole different level...
    Thank you and good luck!


    • BluesMan gold member
      March 19, 2009
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      This poem was not directed at you Only the muse killer critics Hehehe

      I simply answered the prompt question this way because my spelling sucks Hehehe


      • Rickie83
        March 19, 2009
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        OK....that's cool. I like it and if you knew how tired I was right now at 530am and all the crap going on here, you would know I really wouldn't of cared
        Thank you for explaining that to me. I appreciate that!


  • PureRomance
    March 19, 2009

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    This is a great poem, but what do you mean by it? I think I know, but I want to make sure. I liked it, but sometimes a person can be so tired, they might end up misspelling a word or two or three because of it, you did a good job on the poem, keep up the excellent work and God bless you in all that you do and write and please message me letting me know what this was saying so that I may not get the wrong idea.


    • BluesMan gold member
      March 19, 2009
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      This poem is only directed at the muse killer critics Hehehe
      I simply answered the prompt question this way because my spelling sucks Hehehe

      Prompt: Should spelling really count when you're too tired to type or care?

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