A fiancée, a mistress, and a wife;
All friends out at lunch one day.
Discussing their sex lives around the table
And the possibility of role-play.
They decided to wear leather bras
To amaze their men that night,
And stiletto heels and an eyemask,
The men should fall at their feet without a fight!
The next day they met up again
To discuss their passion-filled bliss,
First the fiancée, the mistress next,
And the wife (you're gonna love this!)
"So last night my fiancée came home
To find me in the naughty lingerie,
We made mad passionate love all night"
Said the fiancée.
"I went to my lovers office last night
Wearing the lingerie under a raincoat.
I took it off and it drove him wild"
The mistress began to boast.
Well I'm sure you're wondering about the wife,
She sat and didn't say a word.
When she told them, they laughed so much,
It was the funniest thing they'd ever heard!
"I sent the kids to my mothers house
And got myself all done up.
I wore the leather bra, the heels, and the mask
And even stockings to complete the look.
So my husband got home, I thought when he saw me
He'd be my biggest fan!
But instead, he came in, took one look at me
And said "Hey! What's for dinner batman?!"
Author notes
My sister was my inspiration for this poem so I want to dedicate it to her. She always calls her husband (and I quote) "the original April Fool" so naturally, I thought of them when I saw the title of the contest.
A contest entry
- APRIL FOOLS DAY by A floatingleaf.
900 points, ended April 1, 5 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Anti-mediocrity contest! Not entering insinuates you're boring...That doesn't sound like you! by Hungry Joe.
415 points, ended April 8, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Heard it. In almost exactly the same style, too.
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Oh! my gosh, poor wife...I personally wouldn't want to be third...always first...
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LMAO
Oh my god , so funny.
I loved it such a funny story with an unexpected and hilarious ending
Fantastic Write Thank You for the Laugh
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Oh my goodness! What a hoot!! I love the story here
And sounds like something my husband would say... This is great!
Best of luck in this contest!
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