Limericks. Always adding to. About people I know! XD.

Who cares about Meter? I hate it.


There once was a girl called Hannah,
who got hit on the head with a hammer.
"Oh my head it aches!"
as she started to shake,
she was hit once again with a spanner.

There was a young girl called Heather,
who had an unhealthy obsession with leather.
"On them or on me,
happy I'll be
At anytime, anywhere, any weather."

To tell of the tale of Mr Hail,
lets hope your intestines prevail.
He was quite disgusting,
for woman he's lusting
Alice, Amanda, Alicia or Abigal.

There once was a guy called Matthew,
who struggled on what he should do.
With his feelings for Lucy,
who left him quite sprucy
and his feelings? They grew and they grew.

Steven, a young man from Devon
went to bed each night at half eleven.
"It may sound a bore,
but I couldn't take anymore
of watching the telly after seven?"

A young fellow who goes by Trey,
declared his feelings one day.
"I bet you think,
that I need a shrink."
But I daren't think, ask nor say.

There once was a girl called Tash,
whose house was raided for cash.
The coppers did look,
at every nifty crook,
but never did they find the stash.





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