For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit.We find outselfs at a loss when someone says ,"Do you know Jack Shit?" Well thanks to a few peoples efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe shit who married O' shit. The owners of Knee Deep N Shit. In turn Jack married Noe shit. The couple Had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Deep shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop out.
After 15 years Jack and Noe shit got devorced and she married Ted sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock.
Meanwhile Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous dispostion named Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit N Giva Shit married the Happens brothers and had a dubble wedding. the Newspapers Invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding.
Bull shit traveled the world and returned home with and italian bride Pisa Shit.
so from now on , no one can tell you that you dont know Jack shit.
Althrough I can not tell anyone what happened to Holie Shit just know she's having fun in Vegas. Under her new name. Holie Fuck.
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