There once was a Cutter from China
That could make a slit, oh so fina
'Till the day that she sliced
Through a paddy of rice,
and stepped upon a landmina.
Then there was that cutter from Guam
that lopped off his pipe for a bomb
He stuffed his severed pud,
but fuse, installed, turned dud
Until a friend pushed their car alarm.
God, then there was that lad from Vermont
That was on the team just for his bunt
'Till he chopped off his legs
at a party with kegs
To nose level his Sheila's cunt.
Author notes
Written February 28th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- *CONTEST--CUTTERS!!!!!* by pattyann4500.
350 points, ended December 4, 2004, 23 entries
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Well, I'm not so sure this is really what I defined that I wanted. None of this tells me why. Thank you for entering. Hugs, Patricia
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Awesome poem. I do love the limerick style and you sure lived up to it.
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Never to young to cut right young lady?
Here, is this more like it?
Perhaps what attracts you to cutting is that it is so sexy and it lets out the beauty thats hidden inside you. Let me ask you, do you look like this?
tin yurl.com/25 4qo
Or this?
tin yurl.com/3f xya
Or this?
tin yurl.com/39 hgg
Perhaps that's the kind of beautiful
cutting you were looking for.
I think we both no, you'll not be cutting yourself, don't we? -
I retake my last comment... I'm sorry that I wrote it. I understand now, I was thinking into it. I don't know it was a nice poem. I'm sorry for it. It was greatly written!
Edited on May 15, 11:30 p.m. because ''. -
Why did I just know this was you? I was half way through thinking maybe three people on this site would do this, by the last line, as I have been told to quieten my laughter down by an officious librarian, it could only be you. loved it and thanks for the laugh
David. -
Well, it is a poem and it is a limerick, well....
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Ok, I don't like rhyme -- but this was just hilarious -- I absolutely love ANY limerick -- they're just so non-sensical. . . I think that limericks are the goobers of the poetry world. . . excellent.
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hehe, that was a fun one, as perusual with you, what can i say, cutting is fun, i to hope to someday accomplish the complete dismemberment of my entire body, and until that day, i will never be happy, so sad, hehehe nice write.
fj - -
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Gospel.
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Ai Carumba!
Oi Vey!
Hachi Machi!
This is so terribly funny, that I'm sure a just God would kick your ass for it .. but we all know that the "Just God" is rather a/n (oxy) moron. -
Hehe Got a kick out of the first one. Warped, warped is a good thing and you do it so well.
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good luck with that hacking your cock off
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Great/Funny
lol, this was soooooooooo funny, i liked it...and the last one..lol...haha...that was so funny...good work, i liked this
keep up the awesome work
never quit writing!
Sayonara,
Jessica -
Sadomasochist's Unite
how interesting.. I love this. -
Nudity will get you everywhere.
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now this is pure return to machismo..thank god...
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What can I say after reading that?
You have a wicked and warped sense of humor horus. Always interesting to catch up on you quirky slices of poetry. And,
PS, that last comment - about the spoon, is WAY out there.
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I want to hack off my penis with a dull spoon.
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Cutting is fun, watch me cut off a freckle with an elephant gun.
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Edited on Mar 01, 11:56 p.m. because ''. -
Horus~YOU are to much....
I am not the greatest at Limericks
Yikes!!!!!!!
Big hugs and much love~Desire
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