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Dem Brits & deh wacky Red Nose Day...

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I’ve sat within a bath of beans
With Heinz smeared in my hair
I’ve worn a nappy in the street
My shame without a care
I’ve shaved my head and waxed my legs
Poured chilli down my pants
Trust me when I warn you that
Such things will make you dance
I’ve donned the nose and silly wig
For laughs because it’s funny
I’d make you blush to tell you of
The things I’ve done for money
Now you tell me people love
These brash and foolish deeds
That all along I could but wait
Help those of greatest needs
All along, arrested for
These acts you may agree
That could have helped a child in need
I gave it all for free
So now when I should feel the urge
For something mad and gay
I’ll hold out ‘til the midst of March
And do it Red Nose Day…


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  • darkyinsoul
    April 9

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    lol..nice flow and very funny. Dont have a clue what red nose day is but it sounds funk. Loved the write.


  • Reptile Lady gold member
    March 26

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    Cool hun
    a great write to compliment Red Nose Day
    It was a fun evening
    thanks for sharing
    Julie x


  • Draig aine gold member
    March 23
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    LOL

    WHY THIS IS AWESOME!!!


  • aboomer silver member
    March 14

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    ROFL - I couldn't resist this title - and the write is wonderful! So full of great images, humor - I much enjoyed this!!

  • jobloffski
    March 13
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    Funny

    Kudos for having your finger on the topical pulse!


  • XLadyElinorX
    March 13

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    okay. . .

    well written, considering the subject. I'm not British, so I'm afraid I don't understand why they would want to do something like this. . .but anyway - good work, Sir Fritz. . .


  • LittleMoon silver member
    March 13

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    Good one Fritz. I think some folks would be surprised at the things we get up to for Red Nose Day. We Brits do have a strange sense of humour. Will you ever do the leg waxing again? Sheila

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