1.
A very kind and lovable king who loves to reign
upon his throne and when he speaks he taps his cane
when all his favourites are gathered there to meet
then laughs out loud as everyone takes their seat.
2.
My Royal name is MASAACS known whereby
It means Milk And Scones And Castle Crumpet Supply.
3.
Angelica on Allpoetry is my best friend
we met in Sydney town on her I can depend
she will always be there for me in times of strife
it’s good to know she will always be in my life
4.
I like Hugh’s friend the cat next door whose name is Fluff
but Heath every chance he gets he thinks he’s tough
and then he’ll give her a swift kick up the arse
but she gets back at him and nips him in the Kyber pass.
5.
One day my Dog ran up wanting to play
then all at once some fairies flew by and asked to stay
so Dog he chased them round and round the yard
he couldn’t catch them – never tried too hard
6.
My boobs, says Heath, are really my best parts
He likes to fondle them until fun starts.
but when he gets to feel my other bits
he doesn’t bother playing with my tits.
7.
‘Hey ugly so you think that you can dance?’
‘Oh sure I can. I do a mean old prance.’
Buzz orf sister there’s a looker over there
and boy! Her knockers are a greater pair.’
Hehe sorry angelica
8.
I have to say my kids are important to me
they bring me joy but live so far away you see
I live in En Zed and they live over in Aussie land
I just came back from a visit there and it was grand.
9.10.11 and thunder
A very noisy storm we had the other night
the rumbles shook the house and gave my Heath a fright
he climbed into a box and said he wouldn’t come out
until the storm abated, he began to shout!
One big loud bang shattered the hourglass
my Mother gave me – it was made of brass.
12.
O no, I saw another ghost inside the Castle
It grabbed my boobs! O what a naughty rascal.
The King’s grandad, he came and told him: “Horace!
My grandson Hugh will kick you from the palace.”
13.
My greatest passion is N Z Ice cream
If I can’t get some I begin to scream.
14.
My worst moment ever was when I got drunk
with Heath rubbing night-cream all over my trunk,
I chundered…all over him…..Boy! How it stunk!
15.
O number fifteen is a challenge..now let me see
what could the one thing I feel guilty about be?
Well maybe when I got my brother and tied his legs
then hung him upside down and pelted him with eggs.
16.
Spaghetti’s a bonza chap and very wise
he reads a lot so he can learn to take the prize.
A friend of Ima Q, he wants to be like him
and live a life like humans do and be called slim.
17.
I love to stand in the middle of a meadow
where all the flowers in the field are yellow
I like to run right through them all they smell so good
and pick a bunch to take back home with me if I could.
18.
Today is the day I fell in love
when a man came into the store
and then my heart began to pound.
He winked at me and then he smiled
my hands they shook he must’ve seen
I could not speak but only look.
How handsome he looks standing close
with his salt and pepper hair.
His eyes are the most vivid green
I have seen, they are like the sea.
O no! Now he's leaving the store!
I hope he comes back very soon.
19.
A light bulb appears in my mind each time
that gives me a clue of what to write in rhyme.
20.
I thought of writing something about the outhouse
But MargaretG has written a beauty that’s really grouse.
Make sure you read her poem because it’s the best
Outhouse the Castle ever had it’s well above the rest.
21.
O’ Abe he knocked Will out who landed flat on his face
then rose and ran outside in haste and some disgrace.
22.
An old love of mine came back one day to see
if love could still be there. I said: “Not now! I’m free
to love my Heath and be his ever-loving wife.
We’ll stick together now for the rest of our life.
23.24.
I bought a tin of meat to take it home to Dog
who had a bone he wanted to chew and was a hog
because I tried to take it away he growled at me
so tin and bone were put up high to eat for tea.
25.
The most beautiful sight to see is very unique
to watch my children born and then take a peek
at how perfect they are as I held them in my arms
and fell in love with them I can’t resist their charms.
Hinemoa Giffen March 9th 2008
Hi-ne-moa
Author notes
Topics 1 to 25
Picture is of me on Halloween night at a party
My face doesn’t normally look like this
I even frightened Heath and I went to Hugh’s door
And scared the pants off him. Hehe
Grouse means very good
I decided I’d write about all the topics
Some I have added together.
I hope it’s not too long to read.
Angelica’s crazy poem that I changed a verse
http://allpoetry.com/poem/518939
In a list
A contest entry
- Huguenauties Contest No.#42 for MEMBERS OF HUGH WYLES FAVOURITES GROUP ONLY by huguenauties.
750 points, ended March 24, 19 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Don't ask me why I wrote this
Comments
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It's all (25) good!
Fluff, Hugh's friend, the cat next door
Is my favorite -- in verse 4.
Tiki Cat
Buy my Tiki's Gourmet Cat Food
"Too Good For Humans"
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Dear Hine, you have written a great selection of poems here covering the whole twenty five topics, it must've taken you a while to do it, but it turned out great. Well done.
Good luck in the voting.
Love Jen
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Wow, you did it !! Every option brought about a piece of art. Well done, Hine and I wish you good luck in the contest
Dee
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Thankyou Dee, it took awhile but I'm pleased how well it turned out.
Hine
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Now this si the wy to tackle a contest! Go full steam or not at all! Wow, this was cool AND a lot of work! I especially like the spaghetti one because I was almost certain no one would try that option!
Now I wish I'd given 50 options...I better duck because you'll throw your computer at me! lol
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Don't you dare add more! It took me long enough to do these. I hoped you'd like the spaghetti one.
Hine
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Yes, I like the spaghetti one and so did Sir Ima. He loves attention!
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Wow! Every option, every prompt!
I'm impressed!
A very entertaining read
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Thanks Pix, it was great fun creating it.
Hine
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Dear Hi-ne-moa
I just completed reading your amazing tour-de-force
of which, the very best verse is your number #1 of course.
It's not just that you got the beat and rhyming right, you see,
but mainly 'coz the subject of the stanze's about ME!
I see from Margie's comment that she near fell off her chair
and only hope she didn't get to disarrange her hair
while Blushfulmoon and Maureen both have been to take a look
which I think's very good of them 'coz they're both pretty crook.
It must have taken quite a lot of time all this to write.
I only hope that Heathcote didn't get himself uptight
because you can't stop in midstream when you are on a roll
and he's got, to console himself, his Muslim blow-up doll.
But what a job to cover all those options! Man alive!
Thank God that Yemassee could only think of twenty-five!!
There is a roar of applause for the crowd as they give you a standing ovation. Best of luck in the voting.
Applause for the most comprehensive entry,
Love and hugs XXX Hugh (R.)
PS: What was that explosion from Heathcote's room?
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Dear Babe, I had to go to Betty's to write my poem, it did take a while to do and Heath was getting very jumpy, threatened to use his Muslim blow up doll, but I blew her UP instead..BAROOM!!! Boy, did she explode! That's the explosion you heard, the bomb squad and the police had their sirens screaming as they arrived..almost caught Heath and I..well, UNO..... Glad you liked my poem.
Love Hine
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Dear Hine, You certainly scared me with that face!
No wonder you scared Heath and Hugh. But I enjoyed your poem, very clever writing about all of them, but did you have to pick my worst poem? OHHH geez that was a very early one. But I loved the way you created these small poems and wish you good luck in the voting.
Love AJ
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incredible
This is a hoot! (that means I almost fell off my chair laughing)
Kudos to you for your ambitious collection of poems! You deserve a trophy just for trying.
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Thankyou Margaret. I had fun writing it.
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excellent
Wow
You did write about option on here
You go...
Enjoyed the read immensely...
Best of luck in the contest
Hope you come give mine a read as well
Hugs
Susan~~~
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Thankyou Susan, I will be here later to comment on all the entrants while I'm on a PC and I'll certainly comment on yours.
Hine
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Very impressive!
I applaud you for taking on the challenge of writing about every option in this contest! I couldn't conceive of attempting such a feat! Bravo!
I wish you Good Luck in this contest! Your poem deserves consideration for the shear magnitude of the challenge it met!
Hugs,
♥ Maureen
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Thankyou dear Maureen.
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