Though disinclined to mention it
I really hate the smell of shit
The other thing that gets me down
Is why on earth it's always brown?
If I was God I think I might
Make it fluffy, furry and white
Another thing I'd do as well
Is change that awful horrid smell.
If you don't mind I might propose
To make it smell of summer rose
And don't you think it would be heaven
If it ponged of Chanel No 7.
But wait, if we need energy
Why not use electricity
Plug yourself in, then the wife
And wake at dawn brimful of life?
No more eating, no more poo
Much more time for things to do
No more rancid horrid stench
And suicide among the French!
The more I sit and think of it
The more I flipping hate brown shit
And now I know just what to do
I'll be The Queen - she doesn't poo!
Please tell me what you think
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cheesy and stupid
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Kind of you to say so Dumbass!
R.
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There's reason in brown coloured shite
God knows that if it came out white
And fluffy, and it didn't smell a bit
We might all end up eating it
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ha,ha,ha...
It's been a while Robin, but you NEVER fail to make me laugh 
Too funny 
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Like me Jules lass, you've just got no taste!
R.
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You're at it again "R", Where do your thoughts come from. Great write though all the same. Hope you are well my friend...mal
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Hi Mal,
Howizu?
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Hi "R", I,isfineandwellandishopingyouisthesamelove....HowisyourFrenchcomingalong? Don'tbeastranger,Imissyoursmileprovokingpoems.....Lv "M"
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Good thing regardless of its color, if we all held it in, we'd be walking time bombs ready to explode. Think of the smell, lol. That was a fun read! Very well done and in good taste too.
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Dear Wintore,
Ta very gladly 4 the bananas, and readerating.
Robin.
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