Dear Superman came to me one day,
he seemed quite curt and in dismay.
I asked him if I could help him find,
an answer to what made him lose his mind.
"Oh I don't know, I've been thinking and
although I feel it's right, I don't understand.
I was Clark Kent, I said Clark, not Cara or Kylie,
but as a man I'm always in a misery."
I was confused and rather vexed,
I thought he found men the fairer sex.
But there he wept, cussing and jeering,
"The worlds reaction, of course I am fearing."
I sat for a moment and then spoke in haste,
"If you are not happy being a guy then mate,
I'd say get a sex change, after all it's your choice,
you do all for the world so you should have a voice!"
"Thank you!" He yelled in a girlishly fashion
and grabbed hold of me and kissed me with passion.
"Tis such a shame though," I started to say,
"I hope when you change you will decide to be gay."
"Why do you say that?" Said dear old Smallville,
I laughed til I cried and started to feel ill.
"Nothing at all after all it's my choice not,
but I will be saddened, as you're bloody hot!"
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heehehehehehehehehe
sorry couldn't help it!!!
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Not the thing I'm looking for. I like Clark Kent though.
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Wonderful
very well done. Best of luck in the contest
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Nice great writr put a smile on my face love the rhyme
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I asked him if I could help him find,
an answer to what made him lose his mind.
-aah, such flawless rhyme.
I thought he found men the fairer sex.
-Haha, Nice line xD
Gosh, this poem is funny=] Made me smile all through it. I dont usually ready humourous poems, but the seamless flow in yours was perfect.
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LOL
Very funny indeed!
Very well versed!
The "Caped Crusader' transformed into the
"Draped Persuader"!
I wish you all the best in the contest!
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