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Gig-o-matic

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Euphoria’s utopia is just a remote control away,
a single button’s power
to make each day peaceful and calm.

So dare to dwell where happiness
can flows as a warm soothing honey
through your insides.

No more being a slave to stress,
enjoy escape without ever moving,
sit back and savor serenity,
being so pure and refined in its giddiness,
purged of any sadness,
blessed beyond expectations
when you are owner of a “Gig-o-matic”
the miracle wand of unbridled pleasure,
connected to an implant happy face,
inserted where the sun don’t shine,
which will emit rays of smile electrified charges
up and down your spine,
making sure you can giggle at life
regardless of the misery you face,
until after a while
its voltage freezes your lips and brain
and you can’t stop laughing at anything.

Author notes

A machine that gives you a button to always laugh. Gave it the name
a Gig-o-matic.

image from
http://www.novitatech.org.au/library/Giggle%20machine.jpg

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  • daviscth silver member
    March 4

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    You had me wishing for one of these but then the ending didn't sound like that much fun. Good luck in the contest brother.


  • Scyphon
    March 3

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    A very interesting idea indeed
    would be nice to have a giggle when we need them
    I would gladly buy one for my girl
    I know she has a cute giggle
    Thank you for entering
    best of luck in the contest


  • Denerica
    March 3

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    Words of wisdom my friend...I would surely buy a gig o matic...need to keep laughing through anything. Blessings.

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