Adolf Hitler was really quite a chap
He made those Froggies eat a lot of crap;
And he made all those Norwegians
Look like a load of paraplegians.
He marched into Poland with his troops
Into their pants those Poles did poops.
He made short work of the poor old Greeks:
And in their pants they did big keeks.
Killing the Jews was oh so bad and cruel:
Burning them up for harsh winter fuel.
But invading Russia was a bad place to go
And the Nazis froze in the cold and snow.
The Yanks were frightened to join in the war:
They were shit scared of what they saw;
(they only got involved when the Japanese
brought the Pearl Harbour fleet to its knees).
Only the Brits stood resolute and brave
For Churchill was an inspiring knave;
He fought Adolf on the shores and beaches
And the Germans crapped their leder-britches.
So what is the lesson of these facts from history?
Not bloody much - what a fucking mystery.
I await your words of praise and other comments too.?
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Oh dear, the Poor old Yanks do get uptight when we tell them the truth about WW2 and their very delayed entry -- delayed entry is a bad thing anyway. Mind you the Yanks did send some things called liberty ships which they knocked up very quickly along with their lady riveters. Enough of this nonsense. I like this. I like the rhyme. I like the rhythm. What more do you want?
You can have a banana.
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Oh World War II. Yeah... Not easy to be funny about that! But you did! And had a message to boot! Many kudos!
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Gosh, this is SO true! Quite amazing that you know so much about history! I hate history, it always seemed to bore me but this really captured my attention, very well written!
Keep writing!
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wow... i cant say anything but that was awesome .... i love the end and i want to share a line from a poem I just wrote and wy I couldnt agree more with you and then ending....Without prayer, brings despair, without hope we cannot cope. Forgetting history, our lives drowning into a mystery. I hope that my readers get from that line I wrote what i got from your line! Thanks for sharing!
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Haha, I Enjoyed This.. So God Dayuhm True
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lol...very good.
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All I can really say is that I hope you're in junior high or something. A lot of these jokes in this rhyming poem seem to be directed at that level of intellect. Sorry, just didn't find it funny.
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I liked this a lot. Very funny last line. Onto my faves you do go plus some clappy things as well
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Sooooooo true......nothing here to say, except....wow!
Thanks for sharing this with us this Month in the Reading List,
Blessings,
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Oooookaaaaaaay...Well...that was interesting...
I could go off on you for insulting my country (USA) and my anscestors (Poles), but this is a nice contest with nice people and I will simply stick to judging the poem itself and not you...
In which case, the rhyming was nice, although I couldn't get a rhythm...
Lots of bathroom references though...and I'm really not sure what to make of that.
Overall, I think it could've been longer and a little more in-depth, but I kind of liked it.
Thanks for sharing,
~Praise~
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Thanks for the history lesson. I could envision the times very well.
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very funny
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