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Roasting A Funky Penman

'I am a rivulet of cerebral ink
Euphoria’s utopia is just a remote control away
Matadors in skirts using them as capes
Cranking out thermonuclear clones
It starts with a scream in the head……’



In the beginning there were his words
first liners mix-matched for the birds

the penman will probe
deep beneath saffron robes
flames may rise, surge and rage
condolences from a burnt out  sage
held firm in lingering ponderance
reflecting answers of deliverance

minds happily dancing in lost fantasy
jazzed it down at a sleazy speakeasy
criminal dementia mind stealer takes its toll
will meet you up by that darn barney pole
midnight rambler of some off-beat conversation
with your poetic prowess  you’re a real sensation

as contest host don’t give him any stress
no novels please ten lines more or less
challenges about some dog’s breakfast
your twisted mindset is unsurpassed
with prompts like ‘genius in dirty socks’
really penman who would dare to mock

perhaps  another damn brain fart
penman at times you’re just a tart
words upon the page for all to see
what’s that you say you need to pee
an effect of being a young baby boomer
penman you’re roasted, all in good humor

leaving the last lines to my funky friend
believe me this story is far from journey’s end…



Insert a few other special mental thoughts here
Life doesn't suck because life has no lips
where there is a will there is an inheritance tax
do unto others as you would have them suck up to you.



Author notes

Like many this contest is not just about the poetic challenge but the friendship, love and respect for you my friend....how could I neglect to mention that dementia seeking barney pole...I hope you enjoy all the many wonderful poems and much love shown to you.

I raided some words from your many poems listed below are the links to each line and poem.

I am a rivulet of cerebral ink http://allpoetry.com/poem/1594037
Euphoria’s utopia is just a remote control away, http://allpoetry.com/poem/5109479
Matadors in skirts using them as capes, http://allpoetry.com/poem/5083609
Cranking out thermonuclear clones, http://allpoetry.com/poem/5096155
It starts with a scream in the head, http://allpoetry.com/poem/5108877

A few words of your wisdom from one of our midnight ramblings.

Insert a few other special mental thoughts here
Life doesn't suck because life has no lips
where there is a will there is an inheritance tax
do unto others as you would have them suck up to you.


Artwork from Google Images.

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  • Paloszoo gold member
    March 16

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    This was quite a challenging and unique piece. I really enjoyed it! Nice job! Thanks for entering this dedication contest to Penman. I'm sure he's touched by your write! I know I am! I'm honored to have you show your work here!


  • penman gold member
    March 15
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    Excellent

    Oh my, this was so great and so touching. Such a caring write. Thank you


  • Rose Angel gold member
    March 15

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    Dear friend. Quite a feat collecting his poem quotes to make your poem and adding your humor to make it hilarious! You got him labelled for sure....One humorous dude, I can conclude there is no one quite like him, not to be rude...told him that today....Creative write..hon...All the best in the contest...You had me smirking and chuckling all the way through!