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The Very Best of 25 Options – A Non-Entry.

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The Very Best of 25 Options – A Non-Entry.

I really cannot see the point in having lots of options
when authors cannot enter more than two entries at most
though some have alter-egos and a number of adoptions
which maybe they can utilize to fool the contest host.

Of all those Yemmish options it’s not difficult to see
that, so far, most have chosen number one,
for every entry up till now is written about ME
and contest #42 has just begun!!

Well, I refuse to use this easy option about me,
because I find in option #9 a most intriguing word
though I’m not allowed to mention it except in secrecy
so I can’t use my best Prewrites which I think is quite absurd.

But I think you all can guess the subject of my lifelong study
which Yemassee included just because he is my buddy.

Hugh (R.)  March 3rd.2009.

Author notes

knockers, tits, jugs, handles, breasts, bosoms, bust, udder, chest, front, bogglers, googlers, mammaries, Charlies, pointers, whoppers, pimples, pillows, cushions,......... there are lots of other words to describe b..bs whether they are small, medium, large, extra-large, outsize or OMG!!

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  • jenelda silver member
    March 20, 2009

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    Dearest Hugh,

    Ahhh, you love to write about your favourite subject that's not allowed to be mentioned. You worked around the subject quite nicely with this great poem.
    Love it!
    Love Jen


  • Hinemoa silver member
    March 13, 2009

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    Dear Babe,

    Oh what a lovely pair of Boobs. Anyone we know?
    I knew too when I saw THE WORD that you would choose that one. Good to see you writing again.
    Love Hine


  • Maureen silver member
    March 6, 2009

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    Dear Hugh,

    Your obsession with boobs is a hoot,
    on this subject, I choose to remain mute.
    There are plenty of things I could say
    but that would take more than a day!

    Enjoyed your poem which covered the subject
    without mentioning the word! Enjoyed your Author notes which did nothing but...!

    Love and Hugs,
    Maureen


  • catz Moderators member
    March 5, 2009

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    Hmmm... I think whoever wrote about you, my dear friend, should remove their entries and replace them with poems about boobs. But wait, they'd still be about you, though. Nevermind

    Dee


  • MargaretG silver member
    March 4, 2009

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    You have a way of stating your opinion which is at once humorous and shows a little irritation with the conditions of the challenge. Your author note is the icing for the cake.
    Let me take this opportunity to remind female members that a mammogram is a health precaution that we should not avoid once we reach 40.


  • angelica silver member
    March 3, 2009

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    Dear Hugh,

    I knew when I saw the B word that that would be what you chose to write about. Isn't it amazing, the first four poems being about you, our King, shows how much you are revered by your subjects.
    STUPENDOUS BRILLIANT Poem.
    Love Bea


  • Yemassee gold member
    March 2, 2009

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    LOL, Yep, I included that option for you and would have been hurt if you hadn't written on that topic. I am not currently allowed to partake in, umm, jugs because well, I just can't. I'm hoping eventually to see a pair but that won't bee too soon. So, this is my only opportunity to see and read about them.

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