Hopeful home buyer?
Would you like a nice mortgage?
Just go and get stuffed.
Would you like a nice mortgage?
Just go and get stuffed.
Author notes
Rules:
1. Dont molester your caps lock key or shift key
2. no bashing of this site or any of your fellow competitors
3. Put "filthy dog eating tools" in your an so i know you read these.
4. I will dq at my discretion for any reason without explanation
5. have fun, if not you will be expelled from this contest and publicly humiliated by me.
A contest entry
- haiku mania!!! by Luciferschild.
550 points, ended March 25, 38 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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I see you didn't win the contest. Now then, there is a big EFFING surprise, is it not? Obviously, the contest holder was at the back of the queue when the sense of humour pills got handed out.
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lol!! great take on todays economy, the last line was simpl but powerful enough to resound in my head a couple times
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haha this was great!
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A pithy comment on the combo of greed, profligacy and short-sightedness of the financial community. I liked the author's notes too.




