All your focus is on the dog;
you see him jump me like a frog.
You see his tail end wag and twitch:
Well,I think that is just a stitch!
I was lonely; time was right,
and this dog was not too bright.
I winked my eye and lifted leg:
made the dog sit up and beg!
I tossed my head, and stood with pride;
Let poor doggie take a ride.
Let him think I am his bitch:
I just let him cure my itch!
Author notes
Let's hear it for the Felines!
A contest entry
- Adult Humor Pic Prompt # 3 by BluesMan.
1800 points, ended April 14, 16 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Oh, wow. I'm pretty sure this picture is a weird by-product of that thing called photoshop. I can't imagine any cat - let alone a tiger - holding still for this nonsense. 
Congrats on your HM, Lita. 
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Nice switch. Glad to know this was consentual after all
I enjoyed the extra animal references to make it a regular zoo piece.
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This is just too funny It had me laughing out loud Great take on the PIC Thank you for entering my contest.
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This is actually my second time clicking on this poem. The picture really cracks me the hell up! The poem? Well I have to say it does the same. I am a HUGE fan of humor. I'm beginning to wonder what took me so long to get to you.Good luck in the contest.
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lol,gots to get rid of the itch.
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Ohhh no way!!!! I was shocked and scratching my head at the picture LOL. Loved how you ended this, it was hilarious.
I'm still giggling.
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*lmao* This is too funny! Two thumbs and a ..... up *LOL*
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Happy to give you a laugh -- don't hurt yourself, though!
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LMAO
OH MY GOD I AM STILL GIGGLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PURRFECT
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Glad it made you smile -- we cat-lovers need to stick together1
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooow
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Very nice write, the first two lines and last line, were my favorites.
Best wishes in the contest
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Thanks for stopping by and reading. I appreciate your kind comments, and hope you had a little smile! Lita
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Heeeee Haa. I was going to enter until I read this one.
I was lonely,time was right, he also got very lucky.
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I think you should still enter -- I didn't really respond to the prompt word, which was "Courage"! I didn't realize it until after I'd written this, and then I thought, what the heck! So I may be DQ! It was still fun to write! Thanks for laughing, as I hoped you would! Lita
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L.O.L.!!
OK OK..congrats on the gold! l.o.l. loved this, and i am one of the few who believe truly, that you women/females ru everythig and we men/males just think we do! excellent write big sis..
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nice!
love the rhyme and the story you weave for this picture! what a fun contest BluesMan has provided for our muses! Good luck!
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LMAO!!!
Whoever thinks that cats aren't as smart as dogs needs to read this!
Just like a man...for a woman to get what she wants she needs to let him think it was his ideal. Hee hee!!
Very funny and good luck in the contest
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Having two cats, I tend to think they are smarter than dogs -- after all, they only obey us when they decide to do so! They understand perfectly, but they don't care to let us think we are in charge... And you are right about letting the guy think it is his idea, especially in the area of -- love-making?--
Lita
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I loved your point of view, you had me laughing all the way to the end.
All the best in the contest.
Sue
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I'm glad you had a good laugh! I had fun writing it. When I entered the only poems were from the dog's point of view, so this just came out. The other poems are also funny, although I haven't read them all yet. Such a great prompt! Lita
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lmaoooooooo
this is too delightfully funny. i hurt myself laughing so hard!
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Heeheehee! Please don't break anything! I had read some of the other entries, and they were mostly about the pooch (except Swan, who did a great job about both) so I had to take the kitty's POV -- my two are always in charge, so why not??? I'm glad it made you laugh! Lita
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