It's so hard being a sex crazed hog
When your failing eyes are in a fog
From behind trying to stick
But it was the wrong chick
Bravely he blamed it on being a dog!
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In her beauty she pranced in heat
As the canine accepted his defeat
Knowing life's oldest desire
Woulds surely soon expire
Or will his expectations repeat?
***
Now he was not one to give in
Cause with animals it's not sin
From behind her in pride
He still attempts to ride
Pussy has always been his friend!
Author notes
The word prompt is: COURAGE
picture inspired
A contest entry
- Adult Humor Pic Prompt # 3 by BluesMan.
1800 points, ended April 14, 2009, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Is this a horny dog?
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Well it just goes to show you that a dogs best friend is pussy. Heheh Lucky for dogs they don't do it missionary style. I don't think he could stand those claws on his back. This had me laughing Very clever take on the PIC. Thank you for entering my contest.
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Excellent take on the picture prompt--
Well written with good flow of the rhyming verse!
Well Done and best of luck in the contest!
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For sure...
but he better watch out, when the pussy figures out she's been "had", the claws will come out, and I'm not talking about Santa Claws either.
Horniness has its price, as I'm sure your doggy here is about to find out, lol. Hell hath no fury like a Tigress scorned...
Very funny limerick trio here, honey, you did good, kid!!
I love you,
Brazos
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Wonderful write, the last line brought it to a head.
Best wishes in the contest
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GodMother Novy u are a mess
Gr8t imagery..literally
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I like the third section best here. The second section seems a little odd since I would have said the picture shows that "the feline is accepting her defeat"
Good luck in the contest
Jim
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LOL!
Now this is Pitiful!!
Damn girl you really hit a home run
with this piece. It's funny as hell.
I guess when you allow your dick to
lead your mind will follow.
Nice work enovy honey
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This a mad dog that loves to live on the wild side..very wild side. I loved this novy, I saw the pic and my jaw dropped I couldn't believe what I was seeing, your poem fitting the prompt perfectly, hilarious.
Good luck in the contest
~sugar~
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Oh, disgusting. I loved it. What a fine poem to such a prompt as that. Ennovy, you are the best!
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too funny
I highly suggest everyone see the pic
first before you read it.
I did it the other way.
Well he either had courage or had a one track mind.
Cum into my pen said the tiger to the dog.
Wonder if he got away or was a snack.
Roses to you
^rose*
Teresa
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what a beautiful poem, very wonderful flow of words and detail was awsome . The dog didn't seem to care he just wanted some pussy cat. LOL. Thiis was a plasure to read.
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L.O.L.!!!
I LOVE THIS!!! and I know you knew I'd love the last line! l.o.l. excellent humor and great rhyme and flow with this my fiend and the picture is priceless!
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