1. If aliens came to you and said they would save 50 per cent of humanity who would live forever, but you had to pick the ones to die, would you do it?
Unfortunately I would be one of the ones to die because I would not have the heart to pick.
2. If Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster had a baby boy, what would you call it and would you be willing to adopt it?
I would call it fucked up! I would adopt it though and build a pool and a fence in the back yard. Then I would have a pool party and invite all my enemies over for dinner.
3. If you could stop time, but it meant everyone would go insane, yet resulted in no more crime would you do it?
Sure I would do it! I would get a bucket of popcorn and I soda, sit on the front porch and watch everyone.
4. If you could solve the energy crisis, but it resulted in eliminated creativity would it be worth it?
No it wouldn't we have to have some creativity.
5. If you could bring Abraham Lincoln, Ghandi and Leonardo Da Vinci back to life, but it meant you also bring back Hitler, Jack the Ripper and the real Count Dracula to life without knowing where they would be, would it be worth it?
Hell no!! The only way it would be worth it is if Hitler, Jack the Ripper and the real Count Dracula were put in a small room together.
6. If you could communicate with the dead and learn all the past wisdom that was lost, but had to be put on death row and die in the electric chair, would it be worth it?
No it wouldn't be worth it! If I couldn't use the knowlege whats the use.
7. If you could go back in time to prevent the World War II, but it resulted in a modern famine that lasted five years would it be worth it?
No it wouldn't be worth it because we would probably kill each other for food!
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Great,, very cute and creative,,,
cool idea,,,,nicely done -
LMAO!!!!!
This was too funny
I think you should have gotten GOLD or at least SILVER for this 
Gr8t humor on this piece.
-piff
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Oh My Word~
You are too funny You on number two - I was rolling so hard I almost had amnesia
That is hilarious~ 
Number one would be quite difficult~ I so agree- would not be able to pick~ Love how You answered these- I am elated I did not eat while reading or I would have been an accident waiting to happen
Heck ~ You were honest
Congratulations on Your HM
Woooooooooo Hooooooo
Throws confetti~~~~
Thank You for sharing Your Humor and Voice
Best wishes always Sweet One
Many Blessings too
with much love and light~ Desire~*~
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LOL!
I love all of your answers here especially
number two! Great job and congrats to you
on your HM!
Jeremy0826
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Wonderful
Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.
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I like your humour, a life and soul of a party if there ever was one, good on you. Much enjoyed.
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LOL!
Now all my questions have been answered.
That settles it. you're crazy as a bed bug.
Girl you had me screaming over here with
your solutions. Yo mind is from another planet.
Come on tell me the truth,
you own a Green Card don't you. Crazy!!
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