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foodstuffs man

 
He had sausages for fingers
His eyes were hard-boiled eggs
Chocolate dribbled from his nose
Giant jerky sticks for legs

His shoes were made of cucumbers
They covered his lobster feet
Spaghetti arms danced in the wind
His torso a slab of raw meat

His sexy, boiled-candy nipples
Were sweet upon my tongue
I sucked them right off his tasty chest
Oh fuck, what have I done?!

Canapes, hors d'oeurves, entree
Or serve him as a main
I've eaten his yummy foie gras ears
Dear Lord... not again!!

I loved him so desperately
But hunger shall persist
I needed to bite off his neck
His face, his nose, his lips

I didn't mean to eat him up
But sadly it is true
I know I could have found happiness
With a man made up of food

 

 

 

 

 

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  • MJ Forgives
    September 5, 2009
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    Oh wait I forgot the applauses you deserve it


  • MJ Forgives
    September 5, 2009

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    Wow . Man I love your poem. It makes me a lil hungry now. If my guy was food I would eat him up. I really love your poem. Its different. I hope you do well in my contest and thanks for entering.
    -Jess


  • individuality gold member
    June 8, 2009

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    i have some cheesy feet, with duck meat in between the toes, but please don't eat them, i need them, without them i would forever be falling over sober as well as drunk.


    • TheLyricsArePoetry gold member
      June 8, 2009
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      if i start chomping my pearly whites and your cheesy duck meat feet get in the way ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!


  • C J Weatherholt
    May 23, 2009
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    Great write made me laugh! Thanks for entering and good luck!


  • HereComesTheSun
    April 22, 2009

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    oh this made me smile. there were a few parts that were missing a beat but the flow with rhyme was overall great and i enjoyed the write
    thanks for entering


  • Noir mariposa...x gold member
    March 13, 2009
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    That was hilarious
    I think my man would be gone if he was food >.<
    Such a food-a-holic lol


    Thank you for your entry
    I wish you the best of luck
    Claire x


  • oceanbluize
    March 11, 2009

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    Holy shit!!!!! That's one of the most refreshing reads I have had in awhile...and hilarious, oh I can't stop laughing. OMG!! I'm speechless from the giggles


    Ocean


  • Antipodi
    March 11, 2009

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    Now that naughty you create vegipiece and artistically bite off its little neck ..how was it ...I er mean ..naughty LOL nice one poet

  • sweeteshin
    March 1, 2009
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    lol. cool poem i hope u do find ur dream man n u dont eat him up..lol

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