Who to Choose?

Plastic little Barbie and her perfect plastic Ken,
dolls are the closest way we'll get to perfect men.
Ken never talks back, never says Barbie looks fat,
he'll always hold your purse, who wouldn't want that?

Romeo is good too, but when he's kind of suicidal,
make sure his favorite doesn't get kicked off American Idol.
Just keep him happy, which might be hard, and you'll be fine,
but at least you can flaunt him and always call him "mine."

Edward Cullen is always a favorite, but people tell me he isn't real,
if one more person tells me that, I'll bite them on the heel.
Well, he can pick me up in his silver Volvo any day,
Bella can ride in the trunk as we take her to ballet.       

Celebrities are too much drama, and you have no privacy,
then you have to adopt ten African kids and do all the laundry.
It's almost worth the trouble, because of all the perks,
you meet lots famous people, but have to put up with the jerks.

So plastic, suicidal, blood thirsty, or rich? It's too hard to pick,
They all have their pros and cons, I think this is all a trick.
Who to choose? Who to choose? Is running through my mind.
This is way too much trouble. Can I somehow get them combined?