The carnival was full of sweet sugary treats
dancing doughnuts dunking down to da beats from da streets
the saucy chocolate ones always look the most scrumptious to me
so I ask this one doughnut to join me for a nice hot pot of tea
But a cop beat me to it and asked this doughnut out on a date
So they’re going for a stake-out tonight and won't be back till late
The cop said he loves doughnuts because they know the way to his heart
The doughnut said “his ring finger is mine as long as my dough don’t turn too hard”
That night the doughnut was dressed in the most elegant white iceing
the cop looked at it hungrilly, to piggy the doughnut looked so enticing
he picked the doughnut up in his arms and gazed at it longingly
and then sung it a song that set the doughnuts heart dancing lovingly
The date was getting hot, the cop started to salivate
But his walkie talkie went wild and ordered him to operate
he jumped out of the car and left the doughnut on the dashboard
but by morning it melted, and the doughnut we adored dissapeared
Author notes
just a bit of fun
A contest entry
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505 points, ended February 27, 4 entries
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just a bit of fun...
Comments
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Ahah, cops and doughnuts = typical
i think your rhyme still needs work tho
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kewl
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Aww.HEhe
This is jokes. Sorry you didn't go on the date with the doughnut
hehe. I enjoyed reading this its really funny and creative.well written
Have a nice day!
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