Liquor and poker
Lick her and poke her
Drinks and cards
Stick it in hard
Fuzzy navels and trips
Great hands on hips
Smirnoff Ice and 4 of a kind
Her pair is blowing my mind
Sex on a beach and a boat
She's playing with heat not to fold
Whiskey-sour and ace high bluff
She's so hot revealing her stuff
She truly likes it hard
Alcohol and playing cards
Lick her and Poke her
Liquor and Poker
Author notes
Made sexual plays upon names of drinks and hands of cards and vice versa.
A contest entry
- Pre-Writes Galore by tears.of.silence.
400 points, ended May 18, 2009, 238 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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ah ha. Very nice with the metaphors. I like it.
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Truly appreciate the sweet comment
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Very sexual. Kind of funny that you would put something in like this when you know full well you aren't here to do this.. Shame on you! lol great work and great rhyme. Thanks for entering and best of luck to you. Kahy
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Thank you and I must have missed your wonderful comment
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Fucking good. My kind of poker. Liquor and good sex.
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Thank you for the enthusiasmTed E
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Wonderful
This is great. I lvoe the play on words. My friends and I always make jokes about those two words. It is great because these two things are some of my favorite hobbies haha. Great job, I love it!
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Thank you for such a wonderful commentTed E
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too funny
and yes you made me smile thanks
Roses to you
Teresa
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I'm glad that brought a to your face as I hope it does to severalTed E
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Awesome job sweetheart.
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Thank you very much sweetieTed E
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HAHA brilliant. I love this.
I wish I had have come up with it.
Liquor and poker; lick her and poke her - my mom always says that play on words lol so im surprised i havent used it in a poem.
good job man
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Thank you for the great comment (and a friend of mine told me I should take it one step further and make lyrics out of it)Ted E
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wonderful job here hon.
Thanks for sharing
Love
Passions
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Thank you for the sweet comebackTed E
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lol chuckles..well it does work rather well here, perhaps the game of Texas Hold Em will never be the same again after reading this lol
C
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I do love the game and said aloud "Liquor and Poker" one day and thought that I needed to save that title and make a play on words(lol). Thank you for the darling commentTed E
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