Oh dear god, my buddy, Spike,
has lost it for sure,
went to the obedience school
run by that former evangelist
turned into psychic pet guru.
Now I’m trying to be understanding here,
when he speaks of once having been some kangaroo
in a former life,
leaping around to get his canine charka aligned,
barking at those darn celestial animal control keepers
only he can see.
Really trying to not panic
even after he started trying
to make love to a tree
because said at one time
he used to be a termite in another time.
What am I suppose to do
in order to not get included
as his brain stays in that loony pound?
Heard that one guy mentioning neutering cures such dog acts,
only thing is they will do it to all his pals in order to be sure
it isn’t contagious!
Guess that is better than with that other dude
says only thing causing this type of behaviors
is a bad case of rabbis.
Sure wish I hadn’t made the mistake of drinking
from that pond,
since it was polluted and I got foam forming in my mouth.
A contest entry
- Gone To The Dogs by JeannieD Hunter.
600 points, ended March 4, 2009, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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So that is what that white stuff was
'His' visions you say! 
Great take on the picture. Thanks for entering and good luck.
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This is totally Hilarious and a wonderful take on the prompt--
Well done & best of luck in the contest!
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Another amazing response to the prompt as only you could write it brother. I love your imagery in this poem.Best of luck in the contest.
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Yep no wonder those visions are only what he can see poor Spike. You paint such a picture of the insanity of a dog's life ... LMAO Brilliant take on the prompt picture. Hope you have had your shots oh the imagery is playing out and giving me evil but damn funny thoughts...Nicely penned. Good luck in the contest.
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Bubs this is great! What a fun read this one is! I love it! You did great here!
Best of luck in this contest!
and love
Nyetta
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a wonderful take on the image promt I love your subtle humor throughout
good luck in the contestmaralisa
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Funny
Excellent take on the prompt!
All the best in the contest!
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Oh my this is too funny Your sense of the ridiculous comes to the fore once more.
A wonderful take on the picture!
Best wishes in this contest.
Gaylene
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