It's preposterous like communion wafers
that beneath that skirt lies virgin territory.
What do you tell that priest in confession?
Does his face turn beet-red while you whisper?
I imagine you have your own sacraments
which draw the most eager parishioners.
I'm sure you show devotion to members
with oral lectures of divine service.
If you feel I've misspoken against you
then punish me with a large crucifix.
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