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~ Hand Action ~

I have a wicked friend

who's really rather sweet

when he gets the chance

he loves to beat his meat

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Morning, noon and night

he loves to get a grip

of his long hard

thick pulsating dick

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He does it on his bed

he does it in the shower

and when he's really horny

he does it by the hour

~~~~

He says it does you good

to play the slide trombone

when the urge is strong you

should let your fingers roam

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It doesn't matter if you're young

or older like my mate

you should always make the time

to relax and masturbate

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He does it on his own

he does it as a pair

and when he's really kinky

he does it in passions lair

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Whether you choke the chicken

or stroke your little lamb

do it like Swtpoetryman

as often as you can

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Just a word of warning

the myths you hear are no lies

doing all this masturbating

plays havoc with your eyes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • Howard Manser gold member
    April 18

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    ORGASMIC!

    My vision was failing by the end of this "piece" but I have cum to the realization that hair is much better than bare. LoL Very Cute! It was an easy read, but I had to take it in spirts... Howard


    • onesugar gold member
      April 18
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      LOL!!! Cheers hon Always a pleasure to have you cum by and read...even in spirts.
      ~sugar~


  • Mykeee
    March 15

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    LMAO!!! that was so cool. I was waiting for all the little cliches for masturbating to show up. You got most of the good ones in. Fun way to illustrate a favorite past time


    • onesugar gold member
      March 16
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      I just had to do it LMAO!!! Glad you enjoyed
      A pleasure to have you read
      Love ~sweetness~


  • Swtpoetryman
    February 23

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    HE! HE! IT SEEMS THAT YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL, BABY!

    Doing the HANDY SHANDY at least once or twice everyday keeps the Doctor and Viagra Pushers away! I read it somewhere as I am a very avid reader although I have to buy the books and magazines that come in with EXTRA HUGE text now! GEE, I wonder why that is so and also why I am having a very hard time (and not in the way that i would like to) reading the last ling of this wonderful, humorous, and enchanting poem filled with wisdom and truth. Can I borrow your magnifying glass, Sugar - for I have heard that your vision isn't what it used to be before you met me on AP? HE! HE!
    Love & Peace!
    Earl.

    • onesugar gold member
      February 23
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      LMAO! So glad you enjoyed this baby...to right me eye sight has gone down hill, since I met you and you started to lead me astray with all ya naughtiness
      Thank you for your wonderful comment baby...a pleasure as always.
      Love you Chelle xxx


  • Ephiphany
    February 23
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    cute sis


  • Yorkshire kevin
    February 23

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    brillant lol , it's great to put some fun into poetry
    and this shows how versatile you are my flexible friend x


    • onesugar gold member
      February 23
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      Thanks YK thought you would enjoy
      appreciate you reading
      ~sugar~

  • Bruce silver member
    February 22

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    Very, very cute! You have a wonderful snse of humor! Delightfully written.


    • onesugar gold member
      February 23
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      Glad you enjoyed, thank you for reading, valued and appreciated.
      ~sugar~


  • Riftkin gold member
    February 22

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    Oh sugar that made me laugh and it has been long since a poem has done that.

    And I am sure Earl and Passions will like it.


    • onesugar gold member
      February 23
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      So glad you enjoyed this Riftkin and it brought laughter to your day
      ~sugar~


  • Reptile Lady gold member
    February 22

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    haha ace and brilliant
    Says it all ... and love the fonts too
    Thanks for the smile hun
    and Earl think you have met your match sweetie
    Love Julie xx

    • onesugar gold member
      February 22
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      Cheers hon...In the land of snow...he has met his match...as much as I hate to say it, cause it will make his head swell ( the one attatched to his shoulders) In the land of naughtiness he's top dog..God that hurt LMAO! He could tie me in knots.
      As always I appreciate you reading and commenting, a pleasure as always.
      ~sugar~


  • ennovy silver member
    February 22

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    Fantastic Work, F U N N Y !

    Now Sugar this one reeks of deication; to your friend and his sexy habit....This write made me smile because I think all guys love that natural toy just hanging there waiting to be pampered....you just created a wonderful poem of humor, love, and delight...............write ON!......novy

    • onesugar gold member
      February 22
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      It is for me bestest mate...AP wouldn't be the same without his touch of naughtiness and boy is he naughty. LOL!! I had this swimming in me head
      last night and wrote it this morning.

      Thank you novy for your wonderful comment, so glad you enjoyed
      a pleasure as always...~sugar~

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