Cluck/Moo/Oink

With a flourish of trumpets
but very little real fanfare

a hen pecks at the alphabet
in hopes of cyber-squeal.

Navigating untruthful
to get her vagina situated
she crafts a cover story:

"I'm considered attractive,

but I can't see it myself.
Perhaps you could help me out?

Oh, and by the way, I'm childless."

What a cock-and-cow story.

A contest entry

Internet Connection by Cynthia Gaines. 1400 points, ended February 27, 16 entries
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Cynthia Gaines
February 23

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Powerful!!
Thank you for entering this Internet Connection contest, your muse's poem is very interesting, and probably closer to the truth than most will admit!! I'm wishing all the best to you!! Peace always, xx Cyn
movedon
February 22

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ok so when my page comes up, I see the title and it takes a few seconds for the rest of the page to load, and I saw the "cluck/moo/oink/ dealio and i was laughing before i even read the poem! And I loved the poem too

always,
gypsy
Dragonbabyx3
February 22
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lmao this was awesomely hilarious! Great work!
BehindTheShadow
February 21
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Oh my god. This is out there, and hysterical, and I love it.
Life is a Beach
February 21
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lol! cyber-squeal! gotta love that!
maralisa
February 21

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haha a wonderful poem with some great imagery and depth of thoughts throughout good luck in the contestmaralisa
Carolina Moon
February 21

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lmfao A cyber squeal huh? You're too much bro..but we gotta love ya Absolutely brilliant write hehe Best of luck to you!
softest-whispers
February 21
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lolol...too funny ~Luce