Nothing in real. No, strike that. Nothing that makes us happy is real, everything thats makes us cry is. Thats why we're writers. So we can escape in to our own minds and be happy. Confused, and possibly crazy, but happy none the less. ~~ Koneko, 2/16/09
Heres a classic, old but good and true: Promote world peace, go get laid. Its a proven fact sex releases endorphins, endorfines make people happy. If people were happy then they would stop killing each other in wars over religion. Theres a reason the Vatican heads it all up. Think about it. Oh, and if you don't come up with one for tomorrow, use this to elaborate todays : Chocolate releases the same endorphines as sex, theres a reason that people are either having sex, or chocoholics.~~ Koneko, 2/17/09
Patience is not a virtue. Its a sin. And if thats a sin, then the true virtues must be Lust, Wrath, Greed, Gultney, Pride, Sloth, Envy. (Side Note : You have no idea how long it took to get that list right, thank you 'Seven' and Brad Pitt) And if you truly think about it, every sin truly does have circumstances that make it virtuous, and even patience came come to a point stupidity, which is a sin. So then the seven deadly sins should be Patience, Stupidity, Ignorance, Arrogance, Demanding, and the most deadly sins of all Poserisum and Conformity ~~ Joint effort of Koneko and Jepardy 2/18/09
(As any typical night in 'Lex', many people just stop over, and when they did, and the above random thought was told out loud, it lead to the following random discussion of the day...as follows
Jasin: Poserisum, thats not even a word, you cant use that.
Koneko: I wish I was a poser....god I hate them.
Koneko: But it is a word, I just made it up, so it is thats how it is.
Jepardy: We're writers we can make up what ever damn words we feel like.
Jepardy: I guess if you truly think about it, even then new deadly sins have points that will make them virtuous, except Poserisum and conformity.
Koneko: On that standard, nothing is a sin unless its in excess. But there is no true definition of excess.
Jepardy: If theres no true definition of excess, then how can you tell if you are committing a sin or not?
Koneko: Exactly.
Jepardy: Agreed.
Koneko: The opposite sex is also ALWAYS a sin. Lust may not be but men are.
Jepardy: Oh gods yes. But then we have three sins that are always sins no matter what, so maybe we just haven't found the right wrong things yet.
Jepardy and Koneko: As wittinesses to each other then, we reserve the right to add sins to the list at any time.
Koneko: We can NEVER let any one from the church read this.
Jepardy: Hell, we'll have enough trouble getting our actual books published, and around them. After that, so what?
Nikia: Durick are bad, unless your hiding them in the other persons bed.
Koneko: Durick are the 8th sin.
Jepardy: We already had 8 after the opposite sex thing, so that the ninth then.
Nikia: You may need to add to the list of sins: Deliberately sabotaging some one with a Durick.
Koneko: We sin a lot.
Nikia: Yes, but we don't pose about it.
Jasin: AHH! I said in the cup, not in the crotch! See if I ask for coffee again.
Koneko: Oh the lovely things you hear from other rooms. Oh, hey, cats really hate cigarette smoke.
Nikia: Purple lights are pretty.
Koneko: No, there not all purple, one is red.
Nikia: You have to much time on your hands.
Jepardy: We have a file on the computer named 'Random Thoughts Of The Day' that we've been rambling in for a week. Yes, yes we do.
Nikia: A.D.D much?
Jepardy: Instead of 'Random Thoughts Of The Day', we should call it A.D.D. moments of the day.
Koneko: No, it would never end. It would be constantly on going.
Jepardy: It has been for the last 25 minutes already.
Koneko: Point.
Jepardy: Okay, I've added the new conversation.
Koneko: Which conversation?
Nikia: As opposed to our old conversation?
Koneko: Does it have to do with Chinese farmers?
Nikia: Never mind...Moving on.
Koneko: Welcome to 'Lex' the land of A.D.D......Can I get a war hammer?
Jepardy: Why did you put a hammer in my bed?
Koneko: (To Nikia) Yours is the under caffeinated, mines the over caffeinated.
Jepardy: Then whats mine, the medium caffeinated?
Koneko: You don't have a medium. You're an caffeine addict!
Nikia: (To Koneko) Don't mess with my poem...um...ur...
Jepardy: (To Nikia) Don't mess with my lack of a point?
Nikia: Yes, exactly. My plot line, poem, whatever.
Koneko: (To Jasin on his guitar) Your playing lullabies.
Jepardy: So what, we're drinking coffee.
Koneko: Yeah, but I'm drifting in and out.
Jepardy: Your always drifting in and out.
Koneko: Shut up.
Jasin: Fine, I'll play more 'Dissonance'.
Koneko: Now that sounds like music you'd hear in horror movies.
Jasin: Yes. You should be scared.
Koneko: I live in 'Lex', I'm always on lookout.
Nikia: Yes, as the attack kitty comes lunching at you.
(This entire rambling was on 2/19/09.......Long ass day...)
WEEKENDS AT LEX:
From Thursday to Saturday, the exact number of residents fluctuates greatly, and as more and more people are drawn in to the circle that is Lex, the thoughts and rambles flow more prominently as well. Which tends to lead to random ramblings, instead of simply thoughts. And as such the weekends get special attention.
2/20/09-- Friday:
Jasin: Take the plane...thats the thought....take the plane. (While playing guitar) Hear that, thats the plane.....and that, thats the train. Take the plane, take the plane.
Koneko: My thought of the day is : The color gray. I love the color gray. You have black which is one side, white is the other, and gray which stands for balance. So long as I'm not quite right, but not quite sane......wait what was I doing....
Jasin: Your soul is black.
Koneko: No. My soul is gray.... oh, thats what I was doing!
Jepardy: You do realize eventually some one else is going to have to learn to type on this computer.
Koneko: What, why?
Jepardy: Cause I can't keep up typing all this on this small computer. I love my Athos, but he tiny.
Koneko: So, Ryan owns my soul, and Jasin and my body?
Jepardy: Yes because they are, while mostly in the same place, under circumstances, different things completely.
Koneko: Okay.
Jepardy: And your God on Wednesday.
Koneko: No. It was Monday, Wednesday, Friday, every other Sunday, and every third Saturday.
Jepardy: No, just Wednesday.
Koneko: No, it started on Monday.
Jepardy: Fine, I'll give you Monday, but I'm G.O.D all the time. (Note: G.O.D. stands for Giver Of Death)
Koneko: I'll agree with that, fine. You can be G.O.D. all the time, but if being God gives me my body, even if not my soul, then Jasin doesn't own me on Mondays, Wednesdays, and so on. But he never stops over then, he's here on Fridays.
Jepardy: Exactly.
Koneko: AHH! Bitch face!
Koneko: I will trade my Saturdays and Sundays for Fridays. Give ME MY FRIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jepardy: No, you can't.
Koneko: Why not?
Jepardy: Because.
Koneko: I want a reason.
Jepardy: Fine. Jasin needs to have some time, and he's not here the rest of the week. He's here on Fridays.
Koneko: Give him Thursday. He's here then.
Jasin: Only sometimes.
Jepardy: So this Saturday and Sunday you're God. The following Saturday and Sunday your not. The week after that Saturday no, Sunday yes....and on like that from there.
Koneko: No, I want to be God a full weekend just once. I want my Fridays!!
Jepardy: You can't have them.
Koneko: Why not?
Jepardy: It'll make Jasin cry.
Koneko: Jasin wont cry.
Jasin: I will cry...tears of blood.
Koneko: He will not! Give me my Friday! I'm going to banish you all!
Jepardy: No, no you can't. At least not me. I'm G.O.D. all the time. Try and top that bitch.
Koneko: Wait. What AM I God of then?
Jepardy: I don't know.
Jasin: Well I'm the God of Gods. I'm above all of you.
Koneko and Jepardy: No. No your not.
Jepardy: Ah! Careful, don't pull too hard, all the buttons will come undone.
Jasin: I was just pulling a hair.
Jepardy: Well you pull the collar of this shirt and all the buttons go whoosh. Found that out this morning. I was just fixing my necklace and hello! Didn't think work would like that.
Koneko: I have decided I'm God of my own body. Think about it, your body is the temple of your soul. So I'm God of my own body ALL the time.
Jepardy: NO ONE SAY ANYTHING FOR A MINUTE!! I NEED TO CACTH UP!!
Jasin: You shall not pass. What is that? That, thats just a scratch.
Jepardy: Shut up!
Jasin: Sorry. I have Monty Python on the brain.
Koneko: I love that movie.
Jepardy: Honestly, no. You've already ruined your own point. You said your God of your own body all the time because its the vessel of your soul, and thats your own temple. But we already decided, even when you are God, because we are Pagan and believe in more then one, that even if your a God, another God may own your soul. And Ryan always owns your soul. So there, you CANT be God of your own body all the time.
Koneko: Otherwise Ryan owns my body too.
Jasin: And there for must die, for I own your body.
Jepardy: Well then get use out of her today, tomorrow and Sunday shes God. You cant have her.
Jasin: No, I already said I'm God of Gods. I own her all the time.
Jepardy: No, while a God may not be in control of there own soul, or it may be given away or whatever, the body is separate. So no, a Gods body is always theirs.
Koneko: Do Gods have souls?
Jepardy: Yes. Otherwise where do they get there attitude?
Koneko: Point. But I don't have an attitude....I want my javelin.
Jepardy: Fuck no, you do too have one.
Koneko: Shut up. Don't argue with me. Just because I'm a mere human now on Fridays.
Jepardy: No, your not a human. Neither one of us are ever JUST human.
Koneko: Then what am I?
Jepardy: We're witches. So ha.
Koneko: I'm a high priestess. Thank you very much. A high priestess of Anu. I will put your soul in a marble if you don't agree with me.
Jepardy: Yes, but I still follow Shinigami. So ha!
Koneko: I'm going to go boycott life for about five minutes.
Jepardy: What? No. Oh, okay. Fine. As long as you walk that way, and don't talk while you do so.
Koneko: But what if I really must?
Koneko: Shh! No. I'm trying to catch up here!
Jasin: (On his guitar again) What am I doing?
Jepardy: Riding the train?
Jasin: No.
Jepardy: Taking the plane?
Jasin: Yes, thats the train...(plays) And that, (plays more) Thats the plane.
Jepardy: Okay. I think we have enough rambling for one night. Even though i know it wont stay that way for long.
(Three seconds later...)
Koneko: Remind me not to boycott life anymore. Apparently when I do, I hurt myself.
Koneko: Where are my keys?
Jepardy: Check your pockets?
Jasin: On the table?
Jepardy: In the door still?
Koneko: Hmm. This is an interesting development.
Jepardy: Are they up your ass?
Jasin: Thats what I just asked her. I said if they were up her ass she'd know. I got no response.
Koneko: I hate you both.
Jepardy: Checking mail?
Koneko: Yes. And then running away. Goodbye.
(Point two-five seconds later...)
Koneko: I'd like to let you know, your cats head is stuck in the door.
Jepardy: You didn't run away for long.
Koneko: Thats because I hurt myself. I told you this.
Jepardy: Actually, you said you hurt yourself, then you said you were running away.
Koneko: Oh. That running away. Its cold outside and I don't have the rest of my pants on. No...don't type that.
Jepardy: I have to.
Koneko: I hate you.
Jepardy: At least its the REST of your pants.
Koneko: I feel sorry for anyone who has to read this.
Jepardy: No. Actually, I laugh at them. Because if we publish this, not only will they be reading complete stupidity...
Koneko: They will have bought it.
Jepardy: Exactly.
Koneko: Of course, what if they're reading it in a library? But then again why would this be in a library?
Jepardy: I was going to say that.
Jasin: You can find some pretty weird shit in libraries.
Jepardy: They banned 'Harry Potter' from libraries. I don't think we'll make the cut either.
Koneko: This is going on forever and making NO sense!
Jepardy: IT'S CALLED RANDOM RAMBLINGS! It's NOT supposed too!!!
Koneko: Actually it started out as random THOUGHTS! And yes there was a point.
Jepardy: Yes, and then we got A.D.D. Now it doesn't.
Jasin: It was supposed to, but it does not.
Koneko: It makes sense to me. Theres still a point.
Jepardy: Well, yes. It does to me too. But if other people can follow OUR thoughts, I'm scared about where this world is headed.
Koneko: I HAVE been scared.
Jasin: Ahh you girls are silly. Forgetting pant legs and self opening shirts. What else is next? Pixies and muffins. Ghosties are supposed to have legs you fuck-ass. (Note: Don't randomly give Jasin the computer next time...)
Jasin: The spice must flow.
Koneko: Yes, the spice must flow. And we're watching this fucking movie damn it.
Jepardy: Finally.
END OF FRIDAY
SATURDAY: 2/21/09
Koneko: I still want to know what I'm God of?
Jasin: You're the God of lies.
Koneko: Fuck you. I don't lie.
Jasin: Yes you do.
Koneko: No I don't. I fib.
Koneko: What do you want?
Jepardy: I want a life. Can you make that happen?
Koneko: I may be God today, but I can't work miracles.
Jepardy: Well what kind of God are you then?
Koneko: I don't know!
Jasin: The God of iciness.
Koneko: First lies, then iciness. What is this nonsense?
Jepardy: Of course I can't really talk much.
Koneko: Yeah, you don't do miracles either.
Jepardy: Thats how it all started actually. Someone was rambling on about miracles when I was only like 10, and I said I had never seen a damn miracle, but I'd seen lots of dead bodes. And the praising, following of Death begune.
Koneko: I think death is the greatest miracle of all.
Jepardy: Yes, I do too. But most people would not agree with that.
Koneko: Yeah, well most people can go suck a hermaphrodite.
Koneko: (In reference to Jasin, directed at Jepardy) Can you tell him to stop being a pain in the ass?
Jepardy: Can't stop a person from doing what they do best.
Koneko: You know your helpful that you're agreeing with me. But your not helpful that your not doing anything about it.
Jepardy: And what happened to waking up this morning and finishing that damn movie.
Jasin: I don't know. It didn't happen. It wouldn't have been finished anyway.
Jepardy: Yes, but still.
Jasin: We will finish it. We will.
Jepardy: You'll have to bring it over again next week. We will get through it all someday.
Jasin: Yes, oh yes.
Jepardy: Yeah! Techno! I love the 'Morning Mix'. Play 'Hard Like Heroic'.
Jasin: And I have to deal with this Techno crap again. Ahh!
Koneko: (to Jasin) Take OFF my top hat. It doesn't fit you anyway. I'm the only one that it fits. We've been over this.
Jasin: Yeah, well. Its mine now.
Koneko: No, no it isn't.
Jasin: Bring it on shorty.
Koneko: That doesn't work. You're only an inch taller then I am!
(Jasin....exits stage left....back down to two...oh well Nikia will be here in another hour....ha ha!)
Random belated thought from Koneko – By the way, tell him that I'm not a kitten. I'm not a kitten; I'm not a cat. I don't meow...well, ok, sometimes I do. But I'm a puppy! Wait...no...I'm a wolf. Wolf! I growl at you. -_-
Adding your comment:
this is awesome. why didnt we do this when i was there? D: un-sober ramblings are funner
