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Squeaky Clean Limericks (Honest!)

I

A man from the Island of Wight
Went out for a walk late one night,
But he heard something growl
That was out on the prowl
Which gave him a terrible fright!

II

A chap by the name of Tim Tubb,
Was the Chair of the Rotary Club,
He said, "I deplore
The state of this floor!"
And he ordered all members to scrub.


III

Young Caroline's  new job was great,
She learned fast and never came late.
But she made the mistake
Of claiming, as 'fake',
The hair on her new boss's pate!







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  • rbruce gold member
    February 24

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    That's quite an achievement; having three clean limericks at the one time in the one place. Very well done.


  • GotLilt
    February 23
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    bosse's hair. HAHA .. Good luck


  • Legend silver member
    February 22

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    A great little run of limericks I do so love this form of crazy poetry Great work Good luck in the contest


  • Haiku-bless-you silver member
    February 21

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    Very good collection of thoughtful, creative Limerick. Well done my friend!

    Dennis


  • dustookie2
    February 21

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    What can I say ...brilliant take on the contest challenge...the host asked for limericks and you delivered beautifully. Thank you for the pleasure enjoyed reading them aloud Good luck in this contest.


  • Howard Manser gold member
    February 21
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    Very Good

    Made me feel as if I was at the pub.

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