EXCERPTS FROM MY DIARY
PAGE FOUR
The other day, I tried to penetrate my toe into my girlfriend Lucy's little wonderland.
She suggested I make an appointment with a sexual pathologist.
I did so.
He asked me whether I was a sex-fiend,
perverted,
suffering from a psychosexual disorder, etc.
"I don't know what you mean,doctor," I said,
"but, in one word, I am OVERSEXED."
He smiled like a satyr....
and took me to his cell for the special treatment.
I was stripped,
chained,
spanked,
licked,
eaten,
and fucked.
I was told the mission was accomplished.
That night, I was with my girlfriend again.
This time I tried to slide in my toes into her tiny wonderlnad...
along with my feet.
Author notes
Wish you were closer to me to read my dairy closely....I, being very open, we could share 'things'...
A contest entry
- Can You Make Me Say Damn! by theredcatjazzoflove.
1500 points, ended February 22, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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TWINKLE TOES....
FOOSTING....
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wow
ur fun! i like you!!!! lol
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hot damn!!
wow, my friend this is intensely heated!! gosh i feel like a teen blushing and shit with those naughty visuals you have so adeptly placed within my mind..wow..mmmm yummy.. -
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Swangrnv
Thanks for the time and appreciation.
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Loved it
It was an awesome read -
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theworldcomesdown
Thanks for the comment!
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This is a little weird and bizarre! *lol*
But I enjoyed reading it... strangely enough.
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varpunen laulaa
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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DAMN, SHIT, FUCK, and LOTS OF CUM!
You certainly made me say more than a mouthful and made me wish that I was a Sexual Pathologist if only on the day you came to visit - instead of a simple factory worker and naughty poet! HE! HE! You can stick your foot in my ass any old time as well as a strap-on, a fist, or whatever rocks your juicy little over-sexed boat.
Peace & Love!
Earl.
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Swtpoetryman
Wow...
I didn't know that there were some poetic pathologists...taking care of me in a much more competent ways.
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I liked it
strangely this poem made me laugh. I also felt like I was reading something forbidden in a way. I love to read dairy's cause there truthful people don't hide things they think no one else will read but I would hehehe Im very open as well lol The thing I loved most about this is each line was unexpected. and I love it even more cause it was so personal and shocking quite like me I dont know how to be any other way. Thank you for reading my poem Im glad you liked it.
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Dairy for the younger ones...diary for the older ones...
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Came Here To Return The Favor
Or for the 1st round - lol - hugs - Joe - btw - would love to read your dairy - lol - do you have two working ones? - the 1st round would be milky - Yum Yum --------------------------------------------- cheers
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Dobar Dan
The diary is too personal...and too shocking -
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LOL
Is it a dairy or a diary hun - lol - hugs
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You are a NUT--and I love it.
I like your writing style and your thoughts behind your writing. I enjoyed ve y much.
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The Drifter
I know what's at the back of your mind. I don't mind.
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Well then! LOL.
I am honestly quite speechless.
You have a great sense of humor - wry, "don't give a fuck" type
I love it!
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Auburn Sunrise
I know what to do with speechless beauties.
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um...spechless!
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cep2008
Speechless watchers could be dangerous.
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If only i had a therapist like yourS.LOL
Very scintilating... great humour
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Blueskywonder
You could have one if you had the same kind of 'disease' like me.
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lol..your amazing
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shukriabdalla
Which part of me is the most amazing?
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shweeeet!!
I REALLY LOVED THIS ONE!!
you are getting me hot .. though sadly you're out of stuff i can read!!
WRITE MORE WRITE MORE
Nooni
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NooNiThEWitcH
I know the ways how to release heat. Tell me, love, if you need any help.
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lol.you are a great poet..i love all your poems..your hilrious
but also great!!!
your poems are HAWT!!
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shukriabdalla
My diary is full of HAWT events....so is my life...lol
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WTF? loved it!
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WTF? I love you, sexy thing!
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lol wow your awesome
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TOEchikira
Your tongue is awesome too. Let me suck it!
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This is funny. I think I should had been a Sexual Pathologist maybe I need a new career. good write.
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medicalpoet
You need not change the line. Just tell me what kind of a patien you want me to be.
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this is so damn nice lol and honestly this poem would have survived if it didnt have the 3 line rule but since it does damn! it can't make the cut but when i throw a pre write swing on bye
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theredcatjazzoflove
Your appreciation is more than the reward, you sexy pussy cat!
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oh i forgot to applaud.
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east efforts
A kiss...with pouting lips...
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wow. this was quite interesting. very original. you seem to be a very intimate person. id like to kno all of your thoughts, prolly got alot goin on in your mind.
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east efforts
I like to be known. I plan to reveal more of my secrets. Thanks, love!
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i only have one word for this heat...
DAMN!!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!!!
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well i said damn! good luck... nice entry...
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line shakes
You're such a nice person! Thank you, love!
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