A Lesbian Stole My Girlfriend

We went out to eat
I pulled out her seat
Proving chivalry's not dead
Started to talk
Then we started to walk
Hoping we'd end up in Bed

She gave me a wink
We went for a drink
And things were so going great
Till she made eyes
With the curvy thighs
Drinking over at table eight

A Lesbian stole my Girlfriend again
A Lesbian stole my Girlfriend again
Said "You know you
Would rank a 2
On a scale of One to Ten"
A lesbian stole my girlfriend again

She laid down her lines
She gave her the signs
She didn't have to say anymore
Then they locked lips
And with arms around hips
I watched them walk out the door

A Lesbian stole my Girlfriend again
A Lesbian stole my Girlfriend again
Can't say that I
Am at all surprised
It's the way it's always been
Cause a lesbian stole my girlfriend again

Now I'm left alone
Haven't a ride home
And I hear it's starting to rain
Can not believe she
Could do this to me
She stole her away again

A Lesbian stole My Girlfriend again
A Lesbian stole my Girlfriend again
She left me dry
I guess that I
Should have hung around gay men
THAT Lesbian Stole my Girlfriend again