sit back and listen while i tell you a story,
back in the time of musical glory,
down in the land where it don't come easy,
and where yo fingertips bound to get greasy,
there lived a creature
who don't need no introduction,
funkadelic form
and a funkier funkshun.
freezy peezy was a small legume,
not a pea as you might assume,
pistacio i believe he be
cause he tasted so good all i heard him scream was...
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!OOOOOHHHH!!! what the
&8*% $#@^^!!?"*@$#*&@THAT'S MY LEG MAN!!!
DON'T EAT ME!!!
DON'T EAT ME!!!
A contest entry
- Frozen Peas by JinSays.
1306 points, ended February 20, 18 entries
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Do you suppose ...
that it takes a nut to write about nuts?
I actually laughed out loud on reading this, and that's rather rare for me lately. I mostly don't feel at all like laughing.
Good show.
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Pistachios are my favorite nut. This write is a little strange to say the least. Still it did make me smile, and I thank you for that.
Love,
jin
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hey thanks
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Man you haven't lost it ... you're still a crazy eskimo 
Too bad I don't like peas though ... I'd crunch them little balls
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hmmmm
thank you tweedlebug ^.^
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