Turned a morgue into a synagogue, only if you’re jewish mate
Suicider and black my jack, only if you’re english mate
Church on Sunday, and Tuesday too, only if you can’t relate
To the fact that christ is fist, punch if you hain’t the patience,
And confess, you believe in the unreal
It’s experiently obvious
Ones imagination is mysterious,
It checks into the holy hotel,
Asks, can I have room facing the canal,
Enquires about the archaic shower
Will it baptize for more than an hour
I hear that God is coming over, he’s in one black boot and one white boot,
But odd boot boy spelt backwards is Dog, so his shoes must be even I suppos’ because he has four feet,
One pair of black,
one pair of white,
I called him up and said “Jack, I’m wanting you tonight”
Bible lullaby and wake up to break’ in bed,
Although sadly, gave him too much power, turn him dead in the early hour
Shitting bricks as to what to do,
Chuck him in canal, they’ll be a body found at noon,
Tis aboot the nine of time upon the traged’ day
I ragged’ his clothes, ruffled his collar, hung him out on the bay
Cut and copy: the michael jackson trick, only here we would drop it
Over 20 thousand stares…
“baby, where did you come from, you must be an angel, did it hurt when you fell from heaven”
There, religion will have me covered
