Hey diddle diddle, I had to go piddle,
but the store didn't have a restroom.
The checkers all smiled when I danced in the aisle,
till they ran for a mop and a broom!!
Author notes
Original went like this...
Hey Diddle Diddle
The cat and the fiddle.
The cow jumped over the moon
the little dog laughted to see such sport
and the dish ran away with the spoon.
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Comments
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lol...lol...lol...lol
cute,
finals -
This is so hilarious. I almost wet myself when I read it. I love the rhymes and everything was perfect.
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lol
i think i just found someone as crazy as me
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Very funny.
Oh no!
They need a mop in aisle 9.
Kidding.
Very funny.
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