Hello nosy, I thought would be around asking about me.
You say my cheeks are not rosy, what on earth is the matter?
Well now nosy, since you are here in the surgical unit you should know.
That I am not well but what the hell?
If I had wanted you to know about my operation, I would have told you.
Since you asked I well tell you this much I had a transgender operation.
Yep that is it, hey wait a minute where are you going?
To tell the media no doubt, so stand on the porch and shout it out..
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I had neighbors like the characters in the movie, every move I made they watched. I just had to do the above and yes I really told a busybody that.
The Burbs was a good movie that I enjoyed.
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can relate to this made me laugh but it people would just mind theirs the worl would a much better place to live keep doing well
love the rev papa
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LOL There are those who will carry the bone back and forth until the marrow is all sucked out. YUP! "Nosy" indeed! This was a fun read! Thanks for the chuckle. I can see this person easily through your words.
The best to you in the contest.
Much LOVE ♥
Renee
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This is sooo funny.
Some people just don't know when to mind their business. I can just imagine how that comment shocked the hec outta them.
Unfortunately, I have a problem with one of my neighbors too.
Good luck in this contest!!
Jeannette 
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LOL good call, how about having a nosy neighbor that likes to say but I don't like to get involved, but they do and a know it all at that, I have one that reacted to a tire blow out I had encountered and he mocked me saying maybe you should stop going to church!, He is a nice guy though in other areas, we are all not perfect and get on someone else's nerves. I found that an awesome creative answer that you had an "operation" had me laughing in stitches with this. Blessings.
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OK Judy
I see they did not remove your humor.
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