Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read • Contests • Groups • Learn • Forums • Store • Help
 

Slick For Prez

If I was president,
I would have lemonade fountains instead of water fountains.
I would make Friday "ALL YOU CAN EAT PiZZA DAY!!!"
Bedtime for all kids would be set to midnight every night!!!

Homework would be against the law...
Every kid would be rich and famous!
Kids could get $100 per day for doing nothing...
Cell phones and iPods would be free!
Ice cream would be free!!!

If you said any bad words anytime, anywhere, you would have to pay $1,000 to the government!!!

Beer, drugs, cigarettes, etc. would be against the law to do them.
Everyone would get a good home and have a good family.
Everyone would be nice to each other.

If I was president,
I would have all these rules!!!

A contest entry

I'll probably never be president lol

    : , Your review:

    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
    • Line numbers  • Invite them to read
    : no Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have (?)

Comments

1 - 7 of 7
  • PianoMan
    February 28

    Edit | Reply
    Whoa. That is AWESOME!! I would vote for you without a doubt and I would tell everyone else to do the same thing. If you were president it would be like a TOTALLY INSANELY AWESOME WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D Awesome job!!!


  • longlife
    February 26
    Edit | Reply
    i wanna vote for you,if only you made kids able to vote jk!
    Great job this is a cool poem slick


  • PinkPony
    February 15

    Edit | Reply
    Where do I vote? I like your poem so MUCH and think your ideas are right on! Thank you for your enthusiasm for having good rules and I wish that they could come from the Oval Office. lol


  • ten thousand cicadas gold member
    February 15

    Edit | Reply
    Lots of fun, and lots of wisdom here. You'd have my vote!!!!!

    There are some grown ups who need to learn again to enjoy lemonade, and to avoid the ugly things you would ban.

    Wonderful thoughts!


  • cupcakealia
    February 15
    Edit | Reply
    i would like to live in your rule!

  • Sky Prince Ireland gold member
    February 14

    Edit | Reply

    excellent

    You've got my vote, slick-o! You'd make a fine president! If someday you run for the White House I'll be sure to vote for you immediately! Great poem, my friend. Thanks for sharing. I LOVE THIS!! Brian


  • Melodies
    February 13

    Edit | Reply
    You'd get my vote, for SURE! There are many things you stand for that I like VERY much! I especially like fines for saying bad words and I like how everybody would be nice and get a good family. OH, and the ice cream. Yeah. LOVE YOUR POEM!

1 - 7 of 7