When you're alone on Valentine's Day
just smile, you are really in luck
you wont gain weight from candy
and look like a pick up truck
No need to wax legs and other parts
wear tiny panties that floss your ass
make butt and thighs shine like glass
and diet days before the holiday starts
Spend money at the hairdresser
have toes and finger nails done
to be beautiful for your lover
in few minutes your work to ruin
And after all that trouble and time
he shows up with a cheap flower
and a half empty bottle of wine
saying he brought pizza for dinner
If you're alone on Valentine's day
just smile, you're lucky not have a date
yesterday was Friday the thirteenth
you better not tempt fate
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well, could be like that
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Dear Gaze, (Aziram)
I see your point about being alone
and enjoying V-day on your own.
No need to primp or bathe or shave
or put on pants to hide your cave.
and who needs flowers or sweets or wine
when heated left-overs are fine?
and who, in their right mind will miss
a beery hug or a sloppy kiss?
Lean back, relax and have a drink
and leave the dishes in the sink.
If you're really on your own-y-o,
I'll be right round, 'bout ten or so.....
Applause, love and hugs, XXX el padre.
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lmao -- this makes me smile.
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aww I feel this too yeah must be the friday the 13th that made it...sigh
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Life was simple growing up on the farm. We didn't need to know much about the outside world, peoples underwear. ----- Thank you.
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So this is the context of the butt floss, lol
I think I'll save my award winning commenting skills for your next collaboration, lol
What do you get when you combine the abilities of two talented poets?
The answer apparently is this, lol
It's scary when I'm writing normal stuff and you guys are doing the weird stuff. Someone had better turn this world right side up!
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heheheh! when it's right side up, I'll probably be standing on my head.
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I live in one of those hamster balls, I'm always right side up.
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this is an arrow through the heart
writing this was fun but i wonder
if the readers will feel better apart
or see another Valentine's Day Massacre
Pk...
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I know I won't take any chance
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